New Olympic Event....Only read after your breakfast..

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robertls
robertls Member Posts: 2,304
edited 17. Jan 2011, 17:30 in Community Chit-chat archive
Just been on the phone to Lord Seb. Coe.....

He's agreed to put on a new event.......

'Spewing'.....

Sub divided into the following classes:---

Freestyle......(Whatever goes)

Distance....(Projectile womiting excluded)

Volume.....(Based on the average of 3 'Chuck-ups')

Height........(measured from 'mouth height of competitor')

Colour....(Maybe be artistically arrange by 'spewee')

Anyone else got any ideas for extra 'classes'???

Well......I'm allowed........so there....
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  • jillyb1
    jillyb1 Member Posts: 1,725
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Maybe a specialised section for non carrot content . Sorry all , think Rob's a bad influence on me ! Jillyb
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Well done girlies.....

    Dat iz sick............

    Literally..........
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  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    smellibility....see Rob is a bad influence on us all :shock: :lol:
    Barbara x
    Love
    Barbara
  • lindalegs
    lindalegs Member Posts: 5,393
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Consistency :shock: (sorry :oops: )
    Love, Legs x
    'Make a life out of what you have, not what you're missing'
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Rob has taken us all over..... :evil :roll: I used to be a nice person... :oops: :smile:
    Barbara x
    Love
    Barbara
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    There should also be a density measure and the area covered either by splashback (into a bucket) or spatter (freefall). DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    How about sychronised to music. Or maybe how many somersaults it does on the way out.

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    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
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    Define yourself........

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  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    How about 'Team Syncronised Vomiting'.........

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    Now that would be a picture......
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    (Typed with affection) Oh Rob, you clot! Your humour is standing up well to the methotrexate poisoning test - most impressive! DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Shade of greenness prior to vomit :?:

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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    You could get extra points for anything exiting the nostrils!
    :shock: :shock: :lol:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Now I'm feeling sick after reading that, Tony :!: :shock: :shock:

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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Thought Yorkshire wimmin were made of sterner stuff Joan.. Disappointed :roll: :roll: :lol:
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Oh Tony, YUK. (but I like your style) DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    You bloomin wimmin, little bit of nostril vomit and you're gipping.It's the best part, tastes like chicken :shock: :lol:
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  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Three legged womitting race....

    Womit and spoon race....

    Drink a 'yard' of womit race.......
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    You could fill a hammer with womit and chuck it, or a discus formed of frozen womit - furthest melted disc area wins.

    1500 metres steeplechase and womit.

    Pole jump and land in a squashy pillow of . . . . .

    High jump etc as above.

    Fastest 100 metres with bulging cheeks and final spew on the finishing line: the winner is the one with the best-spattered line.

    The velodrome opens up a whole new arena . . . as does the pool . . . . .
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Three hundred metre butterfly stroke in....
    You guessed it....
    Nasal chunks... :eek:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    tjt6768 wrote:
    Thought Yorkshire wimmin were made of sterner stuff Joan.. Disappointed :roll: :roll: :lol:

    Trouble is I've had too many kids sick all over me at school in my time ( and it wasn't a comment on my lessons either, in case you thinking it :!: :shock: :shock: )
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  • daylily
    daylily Member Posts: 619
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Owwww you lot are awful!!!!!
    But I like you!!!!
    xxx
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