One art exhibition I will miss

joanlawson

Hi

I love visiting art galleries, and I'm very open-minded about modern art, but Damien Hirst's new exhibit at the Royal Academy is one which I don't want to see. :shock: :shock:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1348845/Damien-Hirsts-latest-unveiled-Royal-Academy-Arts-Maggots-flies-barbecue.html

Damien Hirst is now estimated to have made £215 million from his art, but I won't be contributing a single penny to his fortune.

What do you think about it :?:

Joan

tjt6768

Without doubt the biggest pile of pap I have ever seen, definately Emperor's new clothes syndrome going on there, some pretencious **** says it's great and hey presto, an empty beer can with dog poo in it is worth ten grand..... :???: :roll:

joanlawson

hey presto, an empty beer can with dog poo in it is worth ten grand.....

Hey, Tony, you could win the Turner Prize with that idea :!:

tjt6768

joanlawson wrote:

hey presto, an empty beer can with dog poo in it is worth ten grand.....

Hey, Tony, you could win the Turner Prize with that idea :!:

More like a bloody turnip prize! :roll: :roll:

joanlawson

tjt6768 wrote:

joanlawson wrote:

hey presto, an empty beer can with dog poo in it is worth ten grand.....

Hey, Tony, you could win the Turner Prize with that idea :!:

More like a bloody turnip prize! :roll: :roll:

Yes but think of the millions you'd make :!: :roll: :roll:

tjt6768

Right, pass the beer can, I can see a dog squating in the neighbours garden!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

joanlawson

What's the title for your work of art going to be :?: You've got to think of something pretentious and arty.

tjt6768

the piece will be named......

A day in the life of a forlorn submarine
:???:

valval

i always thought that art took time and some talent a lot of modern art could be done by a 2 year old is this art well i do not think so but that only my opinion others i am sure feel different which is there choice do people buy the peices so they can brag they have them rather than because they like them

cthornley

valval wrote:

i always thought that art took time and some talent a lot of modern art could be done by a 2 year old is this art well i do not think so but that only my opinion others i am sure feel different which is there choice do people buy the peices so they can brag they have them rather than because they like them

ooo I have a 2yr old - better get down the localArt Fair on the weekend I could make a bob or too - actually second thoughts his stuff is way too good
Chrissie

julie47

oh joan that was terrible i am now itching all over and only looked at the first film/picture

juliepf x

barbara12

Well whoever pays to see that....must have more money then sense.....I could have sold him some blue bottles...we get loads when the farmer puts you know what on the fields :shock: now there's a thought....I could take a pile of ---- :roll:
Barbara x

tjt6768

barbara12 wrote:

Well whoever pays to see that....must have more money then sense.....I could have sold him some blue bottles...we get loads when the farmer puts you know what on the fields :shock: now there's a thought....I could take a pile of ---- :roll:
Barbara x

Oy Barbara, don't try stealing my idea of using poo, I have already patented it! :shock: :shock:

joanlawson

tjt6768 wrote:

barbara12 wrote:

Well whoever pays to see that....must have more money then sense.....I could have sold him some blue bottles...we get loads when the farmer puts you know what on the fields :shock: now there's a thought....I could take a pile of ---- :roll:
Barbara x

Oy Barbara, don't try stealing my idea of using poo, I have already patented it! :shock: :shock:

Tony, I think you've hit on a whole new form of modern art. It's called Smelly Art............ a totally new experience for the senses :!:

Damien Hirst :?: Pah :!: He's SO yesterday :!:

tjt6768

Haha... Don't encourage me Mrs Lawson, you know I am daft enough as it is

joanlawson

tjt6768 wrote:

Haha... Don't encourage me Mrs Lawson, you know I am daft enough as it is

That means that you are fully qualified as a modern artist

tjt6768

Oh yes, Joan, if anything a bit over qualified :shock:

joanlawson

tjt6768 wrote:

Oh yes, Joan, if anything a bit over qualified :shock:

In that case, we could create a new artistic club....... being daft only qualification required ( talent optional :!: )

tjt6768

joanlawson wrote:

tjt6768 wrote:

Oh yes, Joan, if anything a bit over qualified :shock:

In that case, we could create a new artistic club....... being daft only qualification required ( talent optional :!: )

Don't you mean the arthurtistic club? :?: :?: :roll:
In that case we could all join, think we all qualify on the arthur bit and am QUITE sure that we are all as mad as hatters..

joanlawson

Mad Hatter's Arthuristic Club..............Excellent :!:

tjt6768

joanlawson wrote:

Mad Hatter's Arthuristic Club..............Excellent :!:

ooooo, can I be president?? Lol

joanlawson

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