It comes to something when ................

katknapp

You have to mount a guard on your oil tank!!!!!! we have had a lot of oil thefts here so everyone is having to keep an eye out,its our only means of heating and its costing us between £250 to £350 every two months its outrageous!!so you can imagine im patrolling my garden with a tin hat and a cricket bat lol!!!

katie5

hi

I saw a report about this on the news recently - must be awful nothing is safe anymore.

if you need any help patrolling just ask - got my own cricket bat too! trouble is it's one of those plastic ones the kiddies used to play with.

take care

Katie x

barbara12

Apparently on the news they were saying that the oil delivery lorrys were being followed, I would fit some sought of alarm, or like Del say electrify it :shock:
Barbara x

katknapp

unfortunatly theres no way of alarming it but we have put a fence around it,the thought of electrifying it is very tempting though lol!! dont think the cat would appreciate it everyone has been told to keep an eye out for unknown oil lorries as they are quite bold and stealing in daylight :shock:

coco67

some people would steal your blood if they could make a few quid off it, its disgusting what some people do. is there no way you can fit a lock on the tank

if not then i will join you in duty patrols. i wouldnt mind re aranging the fingers of these lovely people

katknapp

i think we will have to arrange a full scale millatary operation,meeting will be at 17.00hrs!!!

coco67

i'll be there, with me boots on ready for duty. will bring the burner bin also so we can keep warm outside and cook potatoes on the fire. i hope you have coffee and tea for the crew

katknapp

i think we should disguise ourselves too like dads army lol

coco67

i can disguise myself as a barrel(im short and round ) i also have some cammo kit lying around which we can use, whats gona be your disguise

katie5

Oh we could all be ninja's - black is suppose to be slimming so we'd all look fab!

would still have to wear my thermal vest though! don't do cold

Katie x

coco67

i like the ninja idea katie, i have a couple of samari swords, im sure they will run once they see me waving them about, you can borrow one if you like, then we can use them to cut the jacket spuds open and add loads of butter and goodies once they have gone.

coco67

katie5

sounds like a plan Coco - may have to do some limbering up if we have to fly through the air like in the films - it may take some time bear with me

katie - ninja warrior (well in my dreams)

ps just seen your reply - who's on the horse?

coco67

you can have the horse katie they scare the hell out of me


katnap i hope you know what you are unleashing here i shall just picture those thieves as arther and seek some revenge

katie5

thanks for the horse Coco - white stallion eh.

Yeah those idiots won't know what's hit them when they're faced by a gang of arthritic ninja's armed with swords and jacket potatoes

Joking apart hope you have no more trouble katnap take care.

Katie x

katknapp

oh i was going as a drunk person i was just getting some practice in with a couple of bottles of wine

katie5

bottle of wine sounds like a great idea.

Katnapp when me and my hubby moved into our first house many years ago someone stole our garden path! no joke our back garden path was made from large yorkshire stone and apparently worth quite a bit! we came home from work and stood in back garden thinking .....wot looks different! neighbour even said she'd asked them what they were doing but they said they had permission!

lets open that wine now x

Kaite

katknapp

i have to admit its angered me,we struggle to pay for oil and have to eke it out which isnt good when you have arthur so i really think if they dare enter my garden its fair game!!not one of those will leave without some sort of injury inflicted by me and my bat grrrrrrrrrrrr

i need that wine lol im getting all worked up

katie5

hope you manage to sleep tonight - take it easy and and don't go running out there in your PJ's you'll freeze.

will check in tomorrow to see how you are. probably hungover if you open anymore wine - only joking

katie x

tjt6768

Hi Kat, I am reporting for gaurd duty Ma'am...
Let's get those theiving beeping beepa di beeps

Gots me a tommy gun and not afraid to use it

katknapp

i think a tommy gun would come in very handy tony,do you think a flame throwers a little over the top?

tjt6768

katknapp wrote:

i think a tommy gun would come in very handy tony,do you think a flame throwers a little over the top?

Erm, you did say that it is some kind of fuel tank we are protecting :eek: :shock:
I think we had best leave the flame thrower for now

katknapp

ohhh ok....grenades it is then

tjt6768

Just make sure you throw them in the right direction :shock:
Got a couple of viking pals to help
And Ninjas

katknapp

im starting to feel like JR or maybe sue ellen.......protecting ma oil

tjt6768

katknapp wrote:

im starting to feel like JR or maybe sue ellen.......protecting ma oil

Yeeee harrrrrwww