Pearls of wisdom

joanlawson

Pearls of wisdom

Don't get annoyed if your neighbour plays his hi-fi at two o'clock in the morning. Call him at four and tell him how much you enjoyed it.

All men are of the same mould but some are mouldier than others.

Modesty is the art of encouraging people to find out for themselves how wonderful you are.

When wine goes in, secrets come out.

No matter what happens, there is someone who knew it would.

There's no problem so big or complicated that it can't be run away from.

An argument is like a country road; you never know where it is going to lead.

Trying to understand modern art is like trying to follow the plot in a bowl of alphabet soup.

Middle age is when we can do just as much as ever - but would rather not.

Pas de deux: father of twins. Coup de grace: lawnmower.

Joan

tjt6768

Excellent Joan, may I point out one flaw..?

There's no problem so big or complicated that it can't be run away from :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
What about the problem of not being able to run :?: :!:

caterina57

Great Joan and oh so true

Tony - when you can't run away--- its time to get wheels!

Cath

joanlawson

Otherwise, you can always try burying your head in the sand. That works too, so I am told

tjt6768

Will keep waddling and hobbling with mi stick for now Cath

Lol
Anything chasing me can have me... :shock:

joanlawson

A few more............

Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.

Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.

After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.

You have done so much, with so little for so long, that you are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

If you got a problem, cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

Never interrupt when you are being flattered.

Learn the rules then break some.

skezier

Hi Joan,

Liked some of these.

Hope your doing ok? Don;t seem to bump into you so much now a days but hope the world is being fair?

Oh the head in the sand thing... works well... do it all the time though sometimes i stick it in earth and eat worms ((( )))'s to you and purrs to Tommy. Cris xx

joanlawson

Hi Cris

It's nice to see you post on my thread. I hope you are OKish, and also all your employers and lodgers. I'm well, thank you, and enjoying life as usual. Tommy is sitting behind me on the back of the settee, his favourite place, and gently snoring as I type He sends you a big purr.