Jaki's Party

rugbygirl

This is the place for laughs. I dont get offended easily so drop in have a laugh and a chat. I need something to keep me going while I am studying.

I might be a female but I am one of the boys deep down (I can give as good as I get).

Hope you are all well and having a good day today

dreamdaisy

How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake. DD (well it never fails to make me laugh - and I am a size 22)

tjt6768

Seein as you're a wumman folk is I assume this party is in the kitchen where you lot belong.. :shock:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62eTq8ErUOQ

rugbygirl

Everyone is welcome, Tea is flowing and alcohol at the ready for any who fancy it.

I never turn any one away from my door. Even if they are sexist and assume that all women should be in the kitchen. My kitchen isnt that big to have a party in, I will be in the front room and flitting between the kitchen

dreamdaisy

Kitchens are friendly places, I reckon that is why people gather there. When I have a big enough kitchen I intend to have a separate - albeit small - beer fridge. Most civilised. DD

rugbygirl

I have deceided to get my hubby a little fridge to go next to his chair for his birthday. He keeps saying he wants a beer fridge next to his chair so that is what he will get.

tjt6768

I hope that you will still get the beer from his fridge, open it and place it in his hand :shock: :shock:

tjt6768

Who's there :???: :???:

robertls

tjt6768 wrote:

Who's there :???: :???:

Atilla....

tjt6768

Now then Atilla, how are ya mi old cock sparrow fart? Get in here there's a party :???:

robertls

tjt6768 wrote:

Now then Atilla, how are ya mi old cock sparrow fart? Get in here there's a party :???:

I'd have to bring the massed hords from The Stepps with me...........

lupin15

rehab44 wrote:

Jaki,
Such a pity that your joke thread was taken down because a child might wander in and read one of them :shock: As if the kids today do not already know about sex etc, I beleive it is even taught in school but we are not allowed to joke about blokes willies and big bummed wimmen, oh hum!
I suppose we will have to stick with the knock knock jokes :roll:
Anyway pass me a beer ...purleez!

What not allowed to talk about willies..... will the mods take it off then?
My hubby went to tattooist and about a dragon design we had found a picture of (long story zzzzzzzzzzzzz). The bloke said how big do you want it...about 10 inches ??? Not sure that is big enough for my willy.... ummm the bloke laughed and said i thought you wanted it on your leg...boom boom.
Yes it has got the dragon on his leg not middle one...

barbara12

rehab44 wrote:

Jaki,
Such a pity that your joke thread was taken down because a child might wander in and read one of them :shock: As if the kids today do not already know about sex etc, I beleive it is even taught in school but we are not allowed to joke about blokes willies and big bummed wimmen, oh hum!
I suppose we will have to stick with the knock knock jokes :roll:
Anyway pass me a beer ...purleez!

BIG BUMMED WIMMEN...let me tell you mine is well..... curvy and nicely proportioned.. thought men liked big bums ....

rugbygirl

I think there is only one thing to do..........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4

The legend that is Freddie Mercury - Fat Bottomed Girls

To all the curvy girls out there and all the lads who love us

dreamdaisy

Morning rugbygirl, I was sitting watching BBC301 last night - Fanscene. You discovered that yet? (It's on the red button, I assume you have the appropriate red button on your telly remote). It's a blast - give it a whirl next Friday (if it's on) I think you will like it! DD

rugbygirl

Think you are right Tink in some respects.

Some men like big boobs, some men like big bums, and some like big full stop. I do think though that most men prefer big boobs and as they are in their faces most of the time who can blame them

dreamdaisy

Tink, we have freeview, that's all but yes, more channels. DD