What women want in the bedroom

joanlawson

................is a good night's sleep :!:

I just had the best night's sleep I've had in ages, and I've realised what a difference it makes in the way I feel.

I've had a very busy time over the past week, involving rushing around between various towns, theatres, and restaurants- all very enjoyable, but quite tiring as well. The house has been in chaos too, as we've had new carpets fitted. This meant moving all the furniture out, and then back in again, but I'm happy with the results.

I was so tired last night that I could have slept on a clothes-line, but today I feel full of the joys of Spring :!: My energy levels are much improved, so I'm hoping that I will sleep as well tonight.

Joan

tkachev

Glad to read you have had a good nights sleep. It really makes a big difference. I woke up this morning to find my son had a mens shaving Razor and a pair of scissors lying on the floor. I haven't yet found any damage anywhere but I must have slept well not to hear him up and about.

Elizabeth

tjt6768

Joan..... I opened this thread with a mix of fear, trepidation, dread & curiosity... Lol
:shock: :shock: :shock:

NinaKKang

You speak for yourself Joan

Nxx

tjt6768

rehab44 wrote:

tjt6768 wrote:

Joan..... I opened this thread with a mix of fear, trepidation, dread & curiosity... Lol
:shock: :shock: :shock:

No you bloody didn't! Like me you were hoping to pick up some tips.....

I don't have leproscy you know :shock: :shock: :shock:

seamonkey

I did wonder what was going to be in this post and i waited as long as my curiosity would allow,
I too want nothing more than a good nights sleep, i wouldnt mind a bit of U know what if that could be guaranteed afterwards, guaranteed for me that is as my OH has no trouble drifting off after.
Seamonkey

barbara12

rehab44 wrote:

I have found the offer of sex, i.e " Don't move just brace yourself" (who said romance is dead?) will send Dementia my beloved straight to sleep!

I love it.. not the sex...but what you said :oops:

tjt6768

seamonkey wrote:

I did wonder what was going to be in this post and i waited as long as my curiosity would allow,
I too want nothing more than a good nights sleep, i wouldnt mind a bit of U know what if that could be guaranteed afterwards, guaranteed for me that is as my OH has no trouble drifting off after.
Seamonkey

It is a scientific fact that 'you know what' can actually be used as a sleeping aid for blokes... In fact if your fellas have trouble sleeping I would highly recommend letting them have plenty each night to garauntee sleep... Who needs sleeping pills :shock:
PS, I lied about the scientific fact but hey, if it helps a brother out :eek:

tjt6768

rehab44 wrote:

delboy wrote:

Most mornings I wake up inside the duvet cover :eek:

It's a nesting instinct Dell, you will need to worry when you start hoarding Easter eggs in there and try to hatch them :shock: I worry about you at times, having said that Mell and Tinkerbell scare the hell out of me!

Can you imagine if they morphed together :shock: TINKERMELL :shock: None of us would be safe :eek:

valval

must admit did wonder what to expect what does that say about me just had nap was great as not sleeping so well at moment as rule sleep well these days jusy when pain sets in sleep leaves the room lol hope tonight as good val

tjt6768

Tinkermell 2, the revenge of the Tink

Mellertink, the anagram years

rugbygirl

I didnt have any problems opening the thread. I was far too curious!! I would love some of the you know what. The problem is the fact that if I assume the position regardless of what it is I have to be put in to traction to get me into a somewhat normal position afterwards.

If however said does happen I am alseep within 5 seconds, hubby takes sleeping pill and waits an hour!!!

I think the best thing that a woman could have in her bedroom is a matress that is comfortable.

tjt6768

Many moons ago, on a distant planet by the name of incredulon, there lived a race of superior beings.. They had evolved over the years and gained the ability to vent and vex like no other species in the galaxy.. This great planet was at war with itself though, the two sides in a bitter struggle to be the maddest badgers in the universe..
On the South side of the planet lived King Mellman, a kind hearted being with the brainof an angry termite and the knees of a living blancmage..
To the North lived Queen Tinkerbelle, another kind hearted soul but she had the brain of a washed up comedian such as Lenny Henry, and the bones of a jellyton (a skeleton made entirely of jelly)..

The two sides had been at war for thousands of years until one fateful day, they met on the battlefield and in some strange twist of fate they had both watched that movie Big with Tom Hanks in it... As they glared into each others eyes something strange happened, for the Gods had grown weary of their fighting, they much prefered it when they were both moaning about something, so they decided to play a cruel trick upon the two...
They morphed together in a haze of blue, white & yellow (LUFC colous of course... The Gods were avid supporters) and when the light faded, out stepped TINKERMAN..................
A strange concoction of termite, blancmange, jelly and Henry...
It was an awesome sight.........

It opened it's mouths to speak, both voices boomed across the battlefield...........



To be continued....

:eek: :eek:

joanlawson

NinaKKang wrote:

You speak for yourself Joan

Nxx

"There are only two truly important things in life. Sex is one and I don't remember the other one..."

While I agree with Woody in principle, I think that sleep is the other one. No good trying to run on a flat battery :!:

Joan