Monday morning philosophy

joanlawson
joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
edited 15. Mar 2011, 14:22 in Community Chit-chat archive
Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.

Only those who attempt the absurd can acheive the impossible.

When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.

Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there someday.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.

The road to success is always under construction.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Joan
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  • caterina57
    caterina57 Member Posts: 1,424
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Morning Joan
    Very wise words this morning -- next time I visit my GP I shall be checking out his plants!
    Cath
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    the gp one made me laugh thanks will be checking her plants when go next lol
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Cath and Val, glad you liked the one about the doctor's plants :lol: It reminded me of the last time I went for a ''well-person'' check-up, and the nurse giving me advice about how to stay fit was really obese :shock:

    The one I have trouble with is Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.


    As anyone who knows me will tell you, I've never been very good at remaining silent :shock: :lol:
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  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,784
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.



    or as my Dad used to say

    better to be an idiot than open your mouth and prove you are :wink:

    thanks Joan
  • julie47
    julie47 Member Posts: 6,041
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol::lol:
    I will also check the docs plants...

    Thanks for making me smile.....

    Juliepf x
  • livinglegend
    livinglegend Member Posts: 1,425
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    My Monday morning philosophy is to sleep through it, you won't miss much.
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  • katie5
    katie5 Member Posts: 242
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    like this - made me chuckle.

    will be getting out the brasso to polish my dull side of life and will check out plants in GP's waiting room!

    joseph love the sleeping through it - may try this for the rest of the week.

    Katie x
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    livinglegend wrote:
    My Monday morning philosophy is to sleep through it, you won't miss much.

    Words of wisdom, as ever, Joseph :!: :grin:
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  • coco67
    coco67 Member Posts: 2,374
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    ok whats tuesday mornings philosophy?
  • livinglegend
    livinglegend Member Posts: 1,425
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    coco67 wrote:
    ok whats tuesday mornings philosophy?
    Get up early and get a good breakfast, so then you are well prepared for sleeping through the rest of the morning.
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  • coco67
    coco67 Member Posts: 2,374
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    your on my wave length there joseph :mrgreen:
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    livinglegend wrote:
    coco67 wrote:
    ok whats tuesday mornings philosophy?
    Get up early and get a good breakfast, so then you are well prepared for sleeping through the rest of the morning.

    Who needs philosophy when we've got Joseph :?: :lol::lol:
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