Monday morning philosophy
joanlawson
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Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.
Only those who attempt the absurd can acheive the impossible.
When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there someday.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.
The road to success is always under construction.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Joan
Only those who attempt the absurd can acheive the impossible.
When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there someday.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.
The road to success is always under construction.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Joan
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Morning Joan
Very wise words this morning -- next time I visit my GP I shall be checking out his plants!
Cath0 -
the gp one made me laugh thanks will be checking her plants when go next lolval0
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Hi Cath and Val, glad you liked the one about the doctor's plants It reminded me of the last time I went for a ''well-person'' check-up, and the nurse giving me advice about how to stay fit was really obese :shock:
The one I have trouble with is Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
As anyone who knows me will tell you, I've never been very good at remaining silent :shock:0 -
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
or as my Dad used to say
better to be an idiot than open your mouth and prove you are
thanks Joan0 -
I will also check the docs plants...
Thanks for making me smile.....
Juliepf x0 -
My Monday morning philosophy is to sleep through it, you won't miss much.Joseph0
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like this - made me chuckle.
will be getting out the brasso to polish my dull side of life and will check out plants in GP's waiting room!
joseph love the sleeping through it - may try this for the rest of the week.
Katie x0 -
livinglegend wrote:My Monday morning philosophy is to sleep through it, you won't miss much.
Words of wisdom, as ever, Joseph :!:0 -
ok whats tuesday mornings philosophy?0
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coco67 wrote:ok whats tuesday mornings philosophy?Joseph0
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your on my wave length there joseph0
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livinglegend wrote:coco67 wrote:ok whats tuesday mornings philosophy?
Who needs philosophy when we've got Joseph :?:0
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