Some limericks about arthritis ,doctors etc

kit

I once had a doctor called Tom
Who was ideal to get good advice from.
Alas , one fine day,
Dr.Tom ran away.
So now I visit Arthritis dot com.

The pain can make one feel very sad,
Or even drive one quite mad.
So ring the help line
At quarter past nine,
After that you won't feel quite so bad.

I had a doctor called Smith
She was good at empathising with.
She wore hippy attire
And her jokes were quite dire.
But her company gave us all bliss.

I went out to ride on my bike,
But forget it was not a trike.
I fell off in some hay
So I lay there all day
Along with a farmer called Mike.

Your saddle must be the right height
If you do want to ride on your bike.
If the saddle's too low,
It will hurt your knees so!
And we all know what real pain is like.

I find humour can be a distraction,
So therefore I have made a collection
Of comical quotes,
And books of good jokes.
And these give me great satisfaction.

By Kit

barbara12

Hi Kit
They are really good, like you say humour is so important, they certainly made me laugh , keep them coming..
Barbara x

kit

barbara12 wrote:

Hi Kit
They are really good, like you say humour is so important, they certainly made me laugh , keep them coming..
Barbara x

Thank you,Barbara,glad you had a laugh!I shall do some more soon/Kit

julie47

lovely kit
they made me smile
thankyou
juliepf x