The Near-Never-Ending Story

joanlawson

The rule is that you add 1 to 3 sentences only to the story, and finish with ......... so that the next person can continue.

Are you sitting comfortably :?:.............. Then I'll begin:

There I was, walking down the street. Everything was fine.
But as I turned the corner I saw..........

coco67

A massive blue elephant with pink fluffy slippers upon her feet,
i stood for a second and stared ,
then without a word.........

joanlawson

But Fat Kev is aptly named, and he became wedged in the telephone box, much to the amusement of the WI ladies, who fell about laughing.

''Get me out!'' shouted Kev,''or the world will come to an end if I don't do something quickly!''

Suddenly, there was a loud explosion, and...................

valval

fat kev let rip propelling him out of telephone box straight at w i ladies.
oh no says fat kev what about my reputation it will be in shreds now.
the leader of the WI says it not the only thing look at your costume behind it also in shredds.........

katekelly

Ignoring the sniggers our hero drew himself up to his full 6' 6'' frame,raised his arm and shouted the immortal words "To the Cane and Abel and beyond". Sniggers became hushed whispers. "The Cane and Abel, I've heard of that but thought it was just a myth".....

valval

they tried to follow him but he moved faster than light. righting wrongs putting right ills then returning to the cane and able to stand behind the bar his usual sloth self ...

joanlawson

Meanwhile, the Bunker Babes held an emergency meeting in the bar, trying to devise a plan to save the world from the evil forces which were at work. Alan D.Lord was his usual helpful self, offering free tours of the stairway to heaven and the landlord's flat as a diversion from all the serious discussion. Then suddenly, the Egg of Destiny, which had pride of place on the bar, began to glow with a strange light...............

valval

val turns to joan did you hear that or did i imagin it think i better have another drink .....

joanlawson

But just at that moment, the door opened, and in walked...............

prefabkid47

..... all the members of the forum'.Mein Got!' prefabkid shouted (the crowded bar caused him to think he was in a beer hall causing him to break into German),'ve vill run out of de beer.DD shouted from the back of the bar 'the drinks are on me'.........................