Actual medical reports

joanlawson

1. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

2. On the 2nd day the knee was better, and on the 3rd day it disappeared.

3. The patient refused autopsy.

4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states that she was very hot in bed last night.

5. She is numb from her toes down.

6. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

7. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

8. The patient was tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

9.While in ER, she was X-rated and sent home.

10. Occasional constant infrequent headaches.

11. She stated that she had been constipated most of her life, until she got a divorce.

12. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

13. I saw your patient today who is still under our car for physical therapy.

14. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

15. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

Joan

caterina57

Brilliant - more please

Cath

Turbogran

Brilliant Joan love it

joanlawson

Hi Cath and Carol, glad you liked them. Here's a few more:

16. Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing.

17.Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

18.She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.

19.He had a left-toe amputation one month ago. He also had a left-knee amputation last year.

20.The patient experienced sudden onset of severe shortness of breath with a picture of acute pulmonary oedema at home while having sex which gradually deteriorated in the emergency room.

21.When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

22.The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.

Joan