Charity not!.

mellman01

I did as I have been shown by our leaders and popped down to my local bank for a loan fixed on our house, all was going well until said Bank manager asked what I wanted it for?, well my retort was like Dave Cameron and his lot I was going to give it to overseas charity!.
My god all I will say is it's the fastest I have left a bank in years,next thing I knew he'd called in this big bloke who grabbed me scruff and threw me out shouting I was mentally unstable and need help!.
How odd, I mean we as a nation are borrowing 10 billion to give away to the worlds poor and they even want to ring fence it I hear, so why is that OK when my little loan wasn't?,it's a funny old world isn't it?.

prefabkid47

Oh mellman

Of course the bank manager didn't approve your loan.You forgot to tell him that there would be a lucrative backhander and bonus if he did (though you couldn't guarantee him a knighthood)................... :evil

frogmorton

Oh NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mell...we do not want to have to break you out of the psychiatric hospital do we?

Behave

mellman01

Sorry!, I thought what's good for Dave the geezer Cameron and the country would be fine for me!, anyway it's not even the banks money it's ours in the first place!.
Oh I just got told off for being silly on the X Box,some old fart said I was stupid, I disagree mad yes stupid no, My reasoning is this,years ago I wnet in for the local village idiot contes but lost coz I turned up!.

dreamdaisy

Oh Tony, honestly!

jellybaby45

well i miss the village idiot the most ,that and the red telephone box ,oh and a manned police station oh and a decent chippie jelly.

jellybaby45

Err is this off topic soz jelly . :???:

tjt6768

Off topic is the best place to be :???:

jellybaby45

shsnt have to try to hard then jelly.

tjt6768

wibble :shock: