Guess what..........

katknapp
katknapp Member Posts: 709
edited 22. May 2011, 15:13 in Community Chit-chat archive
Just try to guess what i have cooking in my oven right now lol!!!!!!!!!!

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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    clay pot
    val
  • katknapp
    katknapp Member Posts: 709
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Nope none of the above..........
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    bread
    val
  • jillyb1
    jillyb1 Member Posts: 1,725
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    A fully stuffed turkey ; merry Christmas ! Jillyb
  • katknapp
    katknapp Member Posts: 709
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    noooo lol although now you mention it a nice fat turkey for dinner would be lovely
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    A small Indonesian child, seperated from his family at the tender age of two after a huge family celebration, at which, said child fell asleep on a lazy susan belonging to the catering company. This was packed away with all if the rest of the kitchen paraphernalia once the party was over. The family were so drunk they never noticed the child was missing.. He slept so soundly because he'd managed to open a bottle of hofmeister with his unusually strong hands.
    Having been shipped back to the UK the child found himself very cold so turned to the nearest warm place......

    You're oven....


    Am I right :shock: :???: Do I get a prize :?: :?:
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  • coco67
    coco67 Member Posts: 2,374
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    sounds good to me tony :lol:
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    with some pilau rice and pitta bread... Lovely jubbli.
    I'm hungry now :roll: :shock: :eek: :lol:
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • constable
    constable Member Posts: 2,115
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh, Tony you are awful...but I like you :lol:

    Karen xx
    Karen xx
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    A bun in the oven :?: :shock: :eek:
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  • NinaKKang
    NinaKKang Member Posts: 663
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I really really REALLY do think that people should come back and finish their posts off!

    Does no one realise how nosey I am??? The suspense is killing me!

    Nxx
  • constable
    constable Member Posts: 2,115
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I am so with you Nina. I really need to know now just didn't want to be the first to say it, sorry. :lol:

    Karen xx
    Karen xx
  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    oven cleaner?


    Elizabeth x
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    Define yourself........

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  • prefabkid47
    prefabkid47 Member Posts: 1,316
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oven chips?
    ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy''. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
  • katknapp
    katknapp Member Posts: 709
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    oh sorry all to keep you in suspenders i fell asleep :lol:

    I had in my oven.....a Diplodocus!!!!


    it was my daughters project and me being me decided to make it out of paper mache only it wouldnt dry so we cooked it in the oven :lol:
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Did it eat the small Indonesian boy :shock: :eek:
    What happened to the boy? I demand to know.. I'll phone child line,I will,a friend of a friends cousins neighbour went to school with Esther Rantzen... I have connections you know :???: :lol: 8) :lol:

    Did he taste like chicken?
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP

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