Cane & Able ...

joanlawson
joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
edited 29. May 2011, 03:31 in Community Chit-chat archive
I totally agree, Del. The place has gone to rack and ruin lately, and even the spiders have moved out.

But never fear! I'm here with my mop and bucket to do a bit of cleaning up.
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Phew, those toilets :!: :shock: :shock:

Now a quick run round with the Hoover! a070.gif and a flick of my feather duster a050.gif

There, I've done my bit :!: Do I get a reward of a free G and T now :?:

Joan
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thanks Del. Anyway, where is the elusive Mr. Lord :?: Hiding away in the landlord's flat no doubt :roll:
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    gosh this place has never been so clean can i get a drink ???
    val
  • caterina57
    caterina57 Member Posts: 1,424
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oooooh drinks on the house thats me settled for the restof the night then!
    Cath
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Amazing how we can be two places at once ( here and in Majorca ) when free drinks are mentioned, Cath :!: :lol::lol:
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    on the house does that meen i have to drink it sat on the roof. did he say free this is rehab we talking about is he ok ?????????
    val
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    valval wrote:
    on the house does that meen i have to drink it sat on the roof. did he say free this is rehab we talking about is he ok ?????????
    Subject to terms and conditions, availability and cost my dear :grin:

    thank goodness thought u were ill for min so what do i have to do for free drink ??? :oops: perhaps i should not have asked that :evil
    val
  • kneegirl
    kneegirl Member Posts: 492
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    make mine a diet coke with ice but no lemon please. :)
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  • kneegirl
    kneegirl Member Posts: 492
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    aww thanks rehab :P
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    thank goodness thought u were ill for min so what do i have to do for free drink ??? :oops: perhaps i should not have asked that :evil[/quote]

    You are so right, you should not have asked, I will see you at 7 in the flat, bring a toothbrush[/quote]

    do you need your toilet cleaning and taps?????????? :eek:
    val
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    You are a norty norty girl!

    go to my bedroom this instance! :grin:

    is that where you keep the brass???????? where is the polish
    val
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    yay better get stockings out and shave my???????? :oops:



    no legs what were you thinking arm pits??????
    val
  • constable
    constable Member Posts: 2,115
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hello, Hello, is there anybody in there ( that reminds me of a song, yes of course, Pink Floyd).

    Anyway, is there anybody in there because I would like a drink please, a very strong one.

    Hello Hello

    Karen xx
    Karen xx
  • NinaKKang
    NinaKKang Member Posts: 663
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    A lone lady walks into the bar and asks for a double entendre...

    So the landlord gves her one :D

    Nxx
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    i fell asleep and missed my drink think it was the warm bath getting ready oh well better get mug of t and wash these glasses who spilt the drink on the floor nina get off the naughty step and get some sleep val
    val
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