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joanlawson
joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
edited 1. Jun 2011, 13:15 in Community Chit-chat archive
KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS

STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE

QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPED

DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE

KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS

SAFETY EXPERTS SAY SCHOOL BUS PASSENGERS SHOULD BE BELTED

INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING COOKIES

RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGE

SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM

IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS

COMPLAINTS ABOUT REFEREES GROWING UGLY

HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS

LACK OF BRAINS HINDERS RESEARCH

PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE

MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH

Joan
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  • fudge
    fudge Member Posts: 78
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Happy June Joan - you started the month off with a good laugh - I just love those - - - - - - mind gone, still chuckling away.

    Hope you well as, and have a good day.

    francis
  • NinaKKang
    NinaKKang Member Posts: 663
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :D

    Nxx
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thanks Francis and Nina. Happy June to you too :grin:

    GLASS CENTRE VISITORS GO THROUGH THE ROOF

    MP'S TO TAKE A CLOSE LOOK AT PORNOGRAPHY

    BRIDE TO BE KILLED BY BOY RACERS

    POLICE GRILL MURDER SUSPECT

    GIRL HIT BY CAR IN HOSPITAL

    RSPCA HIT BY GUINEA PIG EXPLOSION

    NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP

    SEX EDUCATION DELAYED; TEACHERS REQUEST TRAINING

    WAR DIMS HOPES FOR PEACE
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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Brilliant Joan... Thanks for those.. I'm still angry about those ugly referees! :evil :lol: 8) :lol:
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Great, thank you for the laughs Joan. I had to read the 7 foot doctors one several times before it sunk in.

    Elizabeth :lol:
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

    Harvey Fierstein

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