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KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS

STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE

QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPED

DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE

KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS

SAFETY EXPERTS SAY SCHOOL BUS PASSENGERS SHOULD BE BELTED

INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING COOKIES

RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGE

SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM

IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS

COMPLAINTS ABOUT REFEREES GROWING UGLY

HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS

LACK OF BRAINS HINDERS RESEARCH

PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE

MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH

Joan

fudge

Happy June Joan - you started the month off with a good laugh - I just love those - - - - - - mind gone, still chuckling away.

Hope you well as, and have a good day.

francis

NinaKKang

Nxx

joanlawson

Thanks Francis and Nina. Happy June to you too

GLASS CENTRE VISITORS GO THROUGH THE ROOF

MP'S TO TAKE A CLOSE LOOK AT PORNOGRAPHY

BRIDE TO BE KILLED BY BOY RACERS

POLICE GRILL MURDER SUSPECT

GIRL HIT BY CAR IN HOSPITAL

RSPCA HIT BY GUINEA PIG EXPLOSION

NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP

SEX EDUCATION DELAYED; TEACHERS REQUEST TRAINING

WAR DIMS HOPES FOR PEACE

tjt6768

Brilliant Joan... Thanks for those.. I'm still angry about those ugly referees! :evil 8)

tkachev

Great, thank you for the laughs Joan. I had to read the 7 foot doctors one several times before it sunk in.

Elizabeth