Bruces Liberation game!
mellman01
Member Posts: 5,306
Right it’s time to play! guess the Arab country were going to invade next game!.
It’s all the rage in Whitehall and there’s loads to chose from so come on down and have go it’s totally free, well the state pays for it so it’s only tax payers money so it’s kind of free so who cares eh? and anyway it’s only a debt your kids will have to pay for, and anyway British Aerospace gets most of it so think of it as an investment in their future!.
So here’s how it goes, you get a dart and a map of the middle east and just throw simples as that annoying meerkat say and that's it, if your really lazy just shout out one you like OK!.
Me I’m going for Jordan, I mean what a large pair of pair of t(*s! Hmmm Hey? hang on wrong one!, oh yes I meant Jordan the country not Katy “ guess what I’m married again” Price. Why Laex Reid anyway Katy?.Sorry I digress!.
Right now why Jordan I hear you ask?, well their not to hot headed out there and unlike most Arab states (good name state sums it up a treat!) they aern't all AK carrying goat owners so they will be a push over, oh and they have a lot of oil we need!.
Ha you thought I was going to say Syria didn’t you not a chance!, well to be honest I’d like to but there all really chicken oriental out there right now so lets do as coppers to in a pub brawl and wait until they have all run out of energy and are taking a breather then go in and swiftly club them into submission sorry I mean “bring them modern democracy”.
It’s all the rage in Whitehall and there’s loads to chose from so come on down and have go it’s totally free, well the state pays for it so it’s only tax payers money so it’s kind of free so who cares eh? and anyway it’s only a debt your kids will have to pay for, and anyway British Aerospace gets most of it so think of it as an investment in their future!.
So here’s how it goes, you get a dart and a map of the middle east and just throw simples as that annoying meerkat say and that's it, if your really lazy just shout out one you like OK!.
Me I’m going for Jordan, I mean what a large pair of pair of t(*s! Hmmm Hey? hang on wrong one!, oh yes I meant Jordan the country not Katy “ guess what I’m married again” Price. Why Laex Reid anyway Katy?.Sorry I digress!.
Right now why Jordan I hear you ask?, well their not to hot headed out there and unlike most Arab states (good name state sums it up a treat!) they aern't all AK carrying goat owners so they will be a push over, oh and they have a lot of oil we need!.
Ha you thought I was going to say Syria didn’t you not a chance!, well to be honest I’d like to but there all really chicken oriental out there right now so lets do as coppers to in a pub brawl and wait until they have all run out of energy and are taking a breather then go in and swiftly club them into submission sorry I mean “bring them modern democracy”.
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Burn em all :shock: :shock:
I'm so intolerant today, haha..
Me-Tony
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If Syria has oil that will be the next country we "help".0
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