What a riposte!

dreamdaisy
dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
edited 18. Jun 2011, 13:53 in Community Chit-chat archive
I walked past a languid young man in town, sprawled on a seat outside a cafe. The waitress came up to him and he drawled 'Can I get a latte?' 'Oh no Sir,' she replied, 'We get it for you.' She walked off and he sat looking totally nonplussed.
Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben

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  • NinaKKang
    NinaKKang Member Posts: 663
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Fabulous :D

    Nxx
  • constable
    constable Member Posts: 2,115
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    That's a gooden DD. It's made me laugh :lol::lol:


    Karen xx
    Karen xx
  • julie47
    julie47 Member Posts: 6,041
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Made me chuckle too dd :lol:

    Juliepf x
  • remixmum
    remixmum Member Posts: 82
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Love this.

    When people ask me if I can do them a favour they pause and expect me to say yes. how can I say yes if I dont know what you want :???:

    I instantly say no and it confuses them, :lol: but it gives me time to think, if I dont want to do it, I have already said no, or I can say yes
    Geri XXX

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