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lupin15
lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
edited 3. Jul 2011, 16:07 in Community Chit-chat archive
If you go down to the woods today.........
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  • constable
    constable Member Posts: 2,115
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    as he would give you a big surprise!!!!!


    Karen xx
    Karen xx
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    when he opens his big pink mac
    val
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Out fell a large cucumber!.
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    with a slight curve
    val
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    bunker babes
    val
  • liesa
    liesa Member Posts: 821
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    who were wearing pvc macs...
    love and hugs
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  • prefabkid47
    prefabkid47 Member Posts: 1,316
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    which they had bought cheap in a sale at the local branch of Debenhams
    ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy''. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
  • constable
    constable Member Posts: 2,115
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    and they also bought themselves some lovelly pairs of black stiletto healed
    shoes and pvc skirts to wear under the pvc macs.... they were so delighted..
    Karen xx
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    although it was a bit hard to walk in the woods wearing stilettos. Suddenly from behind a tree emerged..........
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  • prefabkid47
    prefabkid47 Member Posts: 1,316
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    ....the depth of the forest where they chanced across a little girl hurrying along and wearing a red riding hood..........
    ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy''. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Cape and carrying a very very large...........
  • cloud9
    cloud9 Member Posts: 385
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    tiger. It was a very strange looking tiger because....
    Sue (Cloud9)
  • julie47
    julie47 Member Posts: 6,041
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Instead of stripes it had zigzags
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    the girls asked them where they could get some more clothing as walking about the woods on there bridget joans is not on
    val
  • lindalegs
    lindalegs Member Posts: 5,398
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    In answer to their question the zig-zag tiger screwed up his eye with the monocle on and said ............
    Love, Legs x
    'Make a life out of what you have, not what you're missing'
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    with all those wrincles thought you had forgotten to iorn your clothes this morning
    val
  • lindalegs
    lindalegs Member Posts: 5,398
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    not having satisfied their hunger began looking round for a nice big .....
    Love, Legs x
    'Make a life out of what you have, not what you're missing'
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    strawberry
    val
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Tart!.
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    that the queen of harts made
    val
  • lindalegs
    lindalegs Member Posts: 5,398
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    after she'd speared the tiger and cooked him in
    Love, Legs x
    'Make a life out of what you have, not what you're missing'
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    in honey and made a cape for val to wear
    val
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    foaming from every pore she turned and from the corner of her eye she saw....
  • lindalegs
    lindalegs Member Posts: 5,398
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    a deep blue pool of water, forgetting her fear of water she tore off all her clothes and ..............
    Love, Legs x
    'Make a life out of what you have, not what you're missing'
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Exposed her unfeasibly large gravity defying

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