Am I bonkers?

tjt6768

Just wondered if I really am as daft ad I think I am..
So, I'm putting it to a vote folks.... Lol

Examples of my stupidity........

Tomorrow morning we are going camping.... We know that rain is forecast, we also know that rain hurts....
I'm also hurting already...

I believe my cat is a reincarnation of Stephen Hawkin, even though Mr Hawkin ain't dead yet..... Or is he..... :???: :???:

There are many more examples of my idiocy laying around the forum in the form of tales and yarns..

(can you tell I'm sat outside another supermarket bored?)

dreamdaisy

You? Bonkers? Whatever gives you that idea? May I try for another cigar? I think you are outside . . . . Morrisons! DD

mellman01

It's the meds and the sun shine your not use to it being up tut North like, the sun turns the meds into a LSD type drug in your skin and then it weaves it's way to ya ard Northern ed where it attaches itself to your dormant (or not so dormant) stupidity receptors and bingo one very mad ard Norther numpty who's off his trolly outside Morrison!. I bet your sitting their now mumbling about how stupid and mad everyone around you is, that's a common, nay typicle side effect mate, now if you see a trafic warden coming your way they arn't real either, it's an hallucination dude, and to prove it get out and try and hit them they will just disapear in a puff of Northern smoke!, I'm 99% sure it will work honest(I hope!!)!.

valval

you bonkers well of course you are why else would you be sat out side supermarket when you could sit in a pub

joanlawson

I seem to remember that we appointed you as President of the Mad Hatter's Club on this forum soon after you joined the site, Tony.
Nuff said :!:

Anyway, I like bonkers people; they're much more interesting, probably because it takes one to know one

barbara12

Yeah Tony you and Mell make a good team....I love the one about the traffic warden..

katknapp

WHATTTT!!!!you tony?bonkers?....nah your quite boring really

NinaKKang

Don't worry about it Tone, you're as sane as I am

Nxx

tjt6768

Nina....... May God help us all :shock: :shock: :shock:


Hey Mell, being ard n Northern I tried the warden thing, it worked... I just hit him in the mush & he disappeared, he went to get the rozzers :eek:
Not the first time I've been grabbed by the fuzz though :shock: :shock: it still smarts... Why couldn't they have just grabbed me by the arm :roll:


DD,
One Cuban on it's way, lol....
However did you guess...

Joan, I'd totally forgotten about that, lol... Where's mi att??

Len, bless ya mi old cocksparrafart

Bugger, I've forgotten who else posted now, plus I'm on the mobile & can't just scroll back through.. Please accept my apologies, I'm not being ignorant.... I know someone said I was boring, was that you Kat? :eek: :eek:


Blimey, I'm tired, must get some kip... Been sorting airbeds n the like out this evening, got more sorting to do in the morning before we go.. I'm hoping there is 3g signal there so I can post from within the tent on an evening...
Right, quick nosey then I'm off, thanks for the replies ya big bunch of loons

NinaKKang wrote:

Don't worry about it Tone, you're as sane as I am

Nxx

julie47

yup tony you are bonkers

and I think it would be a good idea to put a dinghy in the tent and sleep in that. Rain and thundery showers forecast. But hey....you will have fun.
(just don't get carried away dinghy & rain )

Have a good weekend
juliepf x

valval

totaly bonkers and you forgot me tut tut will do rain dance for this weekend now .

have great time pal val

tjt6768

thanks Val... :shock: :shock:

I'm just having a cop of tea at the mother inlaws, then I've to fit a large van full if camping stuff into my car... Good job I was school tetris champion 1983... Lol

tjt6768

Cheers mi old mucka...
Just having summat to eat in kentucky (not the american state, my sat nav ain't that bad, lol.. Then we are away..
I am wearing a garlic garland just in case :eek:
Will post tonight if there is signal.


Car is packed to the hilt...

barbara12

Hi Tony
You all have a good time, hope there are no sheepies or cows around in the night.....now that would scare me.. :shock:
Carry on Camping comes to mind..

valval

there nothing wrong with the north do you want your legs slapping rehab hope you not getting all this rain tony

barbara12

Tony
I hope you and Janet are has snug has a bug in a rug have a good time.
Love to both of you xx

tjt6768

Signal terrible. Campsite wonderful. Had storms then sun then more storms now sunshine. Off into brid now. How you are all well

valval

hi some from here are off to brid this morning small world isnt it you might notice her she young blond and good looking have great day val(she works in tattoo shop so you might get free one)

tjt6768

Hi folks...
Back home now. Had a great time, we were lucky to miss a lot of the storms that hit over that way..
I'm in soooooo much pain now though....

Well, I'm doing bugger all now, in bed, resting, staying here till morning.

Fast from six am... Guess who'll be up at five stuffing his greedy mush.

Back later folks. Hope we are all alright.

Poppyg1rl

Glad you had a good time Tony, sorry you're in so much pain now though, pay back is be ach! I'm totally drained today, it was little one's memorial mass last night, it was lovely, but very emotional..it's been 2 yrs since she died but the grief is still so hard.I did my reading without crying, but burst into tears when I got back to the pew :oops: I'm going to take it easy this week and hopefully enjoy the stars if the weather clears up! Thinking of you Tony, rest and take it easy mate. Xxx

barbara12

Hi Tony
Glad you had a good time...sorry about the blooming pain...not fair is it
Good luck tomorrow will be thinking about you....