Genetics have a sense of humour!.

mellman01

At last I can say that now I have total proof how feckin stupid people really are, for years I thought many of those around me were feckwits now this proves it.
Get this you lot!, the news of the world is the top selling paper here!!!!????, so much so it out sells all other papers sold here and in Europe put together!!!!.
WHAT THE? Jesus H Christ it's a morons guide on how to be a moron, you get a pack of crayons and a free lobotomy with each copy, being able to read isn’t necessary you only need to be able to recognise three things, those being Kerry Katona, Jordan and Peter fecking Andre, the common thread obviously is tits!..
If this is how things really are here then I’m shocked and bloody well stund, I thought it was only purchased by a few knuckle dragging white van drivers who have too many fingers and toes, well that and a serious DNA problem.
I am coming to the conclusion that the human species is actually regressing and the Neanderthal gene is alive and kicking and actually making serious comeback and is now fast spreading out from it’s epicentre in Essex.
If this is actually what people like to look at and believe what’s printed in it then we deserve all we get here. Honestly we really need a war to cull the idiots out. The Dinosaurs had 164 million years of lording it over all other species on this planet, they were dynamic and well adapted to their environment but still got wiped out by something nasty so God knows what will happen our species as we’ve only been stumbling around this rock for 3 million years or so and it's already a mess.
To prove my point on evolution perfection please close your eyes and imagine these two images of two apex predators!, OK are you ready??.

Then here goes!, A) Velociraptor and Wayne Rooney.

Get my point??.

mellman01

Quote Delboy
It's time someone drained the shallow end of the gene pool.

Dam right mate, the problem is the “health and safety” bunch have taken the chance of self eradication out of the equation big time, and even more annoyingly they have even moved into the world of the competent risk takers, even if their competent and intelligent enough to understand and balance risk off against pure skill they still get fecked about.
A good example is the Isle of Man TT, EVERY year riders get killed it goes with the territory but this hasn’t stopped the HSE lot moaning about how dangerous it is and doing their best to stop it!, you mean speed kills!!?, no s&^t Sherlock that’s why they do it!.
Same goes for risky work like fire fighting and Policing, a while back a boy drowned while two plastic Policemen stood and watched him die they didn’t jump in as there wasn’t a risk assessment for this kind of incident so were told to stay put until a real Policeman turned up!, now what happens if he drowns then?, and so the loop of stupidity goes round.
Now for me I would have said **** it and gone in anyway even if I got a bollocking I just couldn’t default to the bizarre zone of reverse logic the HSE brigade occupy and live with myself, better to say I tried even if I also died.
They even get in on war, in the forward basses in Afghanistan they have signs warning you to mind your head or step, and my favourite beware of flying metal ie shrapnel!, what do you mean I could get hurt??. Bloody hell it’s like a war zone out there!, why don’t we use music and aromatherapy to “calm the savage Taliban beast”?.
URCH!, BUGGER YOWL!!!!!!, POP BANG!!!!.
Oh me spleen!.