Lost & Found....... New section...

tjt6768

Lost:
One decent sense of humour, was last seen heading South, wearing shorts and a Spider-man T-shirt... Answers to the name Eblow.. If seen do not approach, this sense of humour is wanted by the fun police in relation top many un pc jokes and many many dire one-liners.

Please contact owner Tony directly (no grassing to the the misery brigade) if you spot this sense of humour as it is dearly missed right now.


Found:
One empty tea cup, in desperate need for refilling...

constable

Do you know Tony, I wandered what that was in the sky last night, now I know it was your sense of humour. Must be up to the White cliffs of Dover by now.

Re the empty cup, I can refill that for you. There you go mate, one full cup again.

While i'm here, anyone seen a brain flying around, that was last seen a few weeks ago. Would love to be re-united with it at some point. Keep your eyes open everyone.

Karen xx

tjt6768

I'm afraid it would be hard to tell which brain is yours hun. There are plenty floating around here, mainly feminine & blonde :shock: :shock: Then again, I'm in a cart park, it's to be expected eh? Wimmin drivers :roll:

Thanks for the cuppa hun..

constable

Well none of them would have been mine. I'm not blonde and I don't drive.

Karen xx

tjt6768

Does the brain have any distinguishing marks? Tattoos, scars :shock: etc

valval

tony think i saw it in a cupboard at work not sure why it was skulking there but it was trying not to be seen val

barbara12

Tony I have found it...think its the right one...very kind very funny...and most of all a dear friend....shall I keep it or send it back...its on its way Tony....not sure how long it will take but I am sure it wont be long...

prefabkid47

constable wrote:

Do you know Tony, I wandered what that was in the sky last night, now I know it was your sense of humour. Must be up to the White cliffs of Dover by now.

Re the empty cup, I can refill that for you. There you go mate, one full cup again.

While i'm here, anyone seen a brain flying around, that was last seen a few weeks ago. Would love to be re-united with it at some point. Keep your eyes open everyone.

Karen xx

If it reached Dover,probably still at docks since protesters trying to stop live exports.

valval

no sure it was here in worksop

tjt6768

Blimey... He has been getting about a bit eh??
He knows not to go past the borders, I chipped him yrs ago just in case, he gets an electric shock if he leaves the country...

Thanks Barbara, I think he must've escaped during postage, managed to find himself at Val's work place.. No doubt rummaging for jammy dodgers and some work based joke material :roll: :roll:

I'll get him back.. I'm sure

joanlawson

Guess what, Tony? I've just heard that your sense of humour isn't lost at all. but just lying low in hiding from the fun police for a little while. He's had a bit of a battering recently so he's feeling a little bruised, but he's recovering fast and will be back to his usual cheerful self very soon. After all, he's one of the best kind- made in Yorkshire- so I'm sure he'll always return to you

To keep you happy while you wait:



Tetley's, of course

tjt6768

Thanks Joan.. Bless you my Amigo...

I've been worried sick about Eblow, out there in the cold and nasty world all by himself.. Nobody to control him :eek: I'm surprised he's not been locked up for many many politically incorrect jokes :eek:

valval

hi babe is he hideing under the duve that what most of us do when the world a little hard he will be ok just having a little holiday but will be back better than ever hugs val

barbara12

Hi Tony
How you doing...or is that a silly question...
You take care
Barbara x

rugbygirl

Hi Tony

Hope your eblow has been safely returned to you by now. If not give me a shout and I will make sure he's not sat in my biscuit tin.

Hope things are better for you now and you will soon be your normal self.

Hang on a minute what the hell was that?? I have just seen two lonely brain cells heading off across my floor. There are too many to be mine so someone must have been hiding out here.

I have put a glass over them until I can find out who they belong to. IF anyone knows who has lost these please drop me a line