Cane and Able re-opening

joanlawson
joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
edited 8. Aug 2011, 13:41 in Community Chit-chat archive
Message from Alan D. Lord

The management of the ‘Cane and Able Gastro Pub’ Alan D Lord announces yet another grand opening at a forum near you.

After extensive rebuilding and redecoration, i.e a brand new spittoon in the bar, a fresh toilet roll in the ladies lav and a quick flick around with the duster The Cane and Able Gastro Pub under our new host Fat Kev will be re-opening soon

Free drinks will be provided by our caring bar staff, Big Val and Joan, nibbles party hats and glitter will be provided at a small cost

Dress will be formal, i.e Long frocks and Black ties
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  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    opening party?
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    Message from Alan D. Lord

    The management of the ‘Cane and Able Gastro Pub’ Alan D Lord announces yet another grand opening at a forum near you.

    After extensive rebuilding and redecoration, i.e a brand new spittoon in the bar, a fresh toilet roll in the ladies lav and a quick flick around with the duster The Cane and Able Gastro Pub under our new host Fat Kev will be re-opening soon

    Free drinks will be provided by our caring bar staff, Big Val and Joan, nibbles party hats and glitter will be provided at a small cost

    Dress will be formal, i.e Long frocks and Black ties


    long frocks that will be a first usually the shorter the better . this uniform a little snug is it suposed to be this way around and this apron looks more like a frilly belt .
    val
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Lets hope it's not like one of them Witherspoons throat emporium thingys!, they have one out by reading station all you need for entry is a lobotomy nylon football shirt and the ablility to shout, CAM ON U REDSSS AH!!, LET AV IT!!, CAM ON IS THAT ALL U GOT!!!!, WHO EAT ALL THE PIES U FAT BAS*&^D!!!!!!, oh and Be able to drink 10 pints of wife beater without passing out and try and pick a fight with anyone within ear shot!.
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    None of that riff-raff in the Cane and Able, Mell. :shock: All very refined and sophisticated in this pub, although I expect Fat Kev will do his best to lower the tone if he's our new host :roll:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    mig wrote:
    opening party?

    I hope so, so watch this space :grin:
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    have let skirt out a tad could not breath in it let alone bend starched apron what there is of it so ready and able val
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    valval wrote:
    have let skirt out a tad could not breath in it let alone bend starched apron what there is of it so ready and able val

    Yes, these uniforms are rather tight-fitting, Val. Why have we been given bunny ears and tails to wear, do you know :?: It's not even Easter :roll:
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    valval wrote:
    have let skirt out a tad could not breath in it let alone bend starched apron what there is of it so ready and able val

    Yes, these uniforms are rather tight-fitting, Val. Why have we been given bunny ears and tails to wear, do you know :?: It's not even Easter :roll:

    think it the men bit quirky it the teeth i object to :lol:
    val
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    barmaid at the ready....pvc dress...cant really breath in it...but who cares :shock: :oops: :lol: wonder what the tips are like... :lol: shall I dust the peanuts down...
    Love
    Barbara
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    delboy wrote:
    Private jet on standby ready for the party 8)
    oooh a man in uniform.....thats if you are flying it... :lol:
    Love
    Barbara
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    how long now these ears are killing me
    val
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    valval wrote:
    how long now these ears are killing me
    what you like :lol::lol:
    Love
    Barbara
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    a rabbit in these
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    valval wrote:
    a rabbit in these

    This is you in your uniform, Val.............Looking good :!: :lol::lol:

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  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    thats not val its me unless i have got along lost sister,with all these rabbits its going to be a bit crowded. :oops: Mig
  • caterina57
    caterina57 Member Posts: 1,424
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Did I read "free drinks"?
    I'll be there!!!!!

    Cath
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    caterina57 wrote:
    Did I read "free drinks"?
    I'll be there!!!!!

    Cath

    Hi Cath

    I'm not sure when this event is taking place but hopefully it will be soon.
    Watch this space :!: :grin:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    mig wrote:
    thats not val its me unless i have got along lost sister,with all these rabbits its going to be a bit crowded. :oops: Mig

    You're right, Mig. Here we all are :!:

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    What long legs we've all got :!: :lol::lol:
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    mig wrote:
    thats not val its me unless i have got along lost sister,with all these rabbits its going to be a bit crowded. :oops: Mig

    You're right, Mig. Here we all are :!:

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    What long legs we've all got :!: :lol::lol:


    i am the one on the right
    val
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Im the one slumped on the stool,one too many. :wink: Mig
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I'm the one in the middle with the longest legs :grin:
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  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    WE CAN PULL ANYTHING !Mig
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    Good afternoon girls and very nice you look too, but can you pull a pint?

    welcome home did not think we had to pull them just deliver them and get bum pinched
    val
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    think you had better fat kev just said if you get in this, job yours so here we are are these ears on straight ???????
    val

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