Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

joanlawson
joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
edited 12. Aug 2011, 20:58 in Community Chit-chat archive
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

That's not right........
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?.........
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP.........
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man..........
Dum Gai

Small Horse...........
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?..........
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table..........
Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift...........
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here..........
Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet..........
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone...........
No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week..........
Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight..........
Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile..........
Wa Shing Ka

Joan :grin:
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Comments

  • daylily
    daylily Member Posts: 619
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    daylily wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Gud Yu Laf In :lol:
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Just had to read it all out loud! DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • julie47
    julie47 Member Posts: 6,041
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol::lol: joan you do make me laugh (wi yur post)....not quite got it have I :lol:

    Juliepf x
  • jillyb1
    jillyb1 Member Posts: 1,725
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Wonderfully non pc , my sort of humour ! Jillyb
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    brill :lol::lol:
  • NinaKKang
    NinaKKang Member Posts: 663
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Apparently, one in five people are Chinese.

    I come from a family of 5 so one of us must be Chinese.

    It's not my mum or dad.

    Or my sister Lynne.

    Some people might think it's my brother Ho Chung Lee....

    But I think it's Lynne :D
  • Colin1
    Colin1 Member Posts: 1,769
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    MAN WHO GO THROUGH AIRPORT DOOR SIDEWAYS GO TO BANGCOCK
    WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE