Tony's odd job firm

tjt6768
tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
edited 16. Aug 2011, 06:02 in Community Chit-chat archive
Due to popular demand after getting lumbered with decorating the entire bathroom at mi Mum's while I was there to recouperate..

I have decided to start my online DIY company.....

Right, so far, I believe Elizabeth has some tiles that have been gathering dust since Queen Victoria sat on the throne, also, (sorry, can't remember who it was.. :oops: ) someone had some shelves that needed putting up..

So, that's my first couple of jobs... Who's after that??

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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    gable end needs sealing and painting hope you are good up ladders (please do not drop paint on cars next door) they get tad upset when can not sell them :grin: val
    val
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    No job too big nor too small matey, reasonable rates for ex sericemen too :grin:

    Val, you're on mi list hun..
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    Can you do a reubld on my spine? :grin:

    could try walking up and down it in stilettos would that help or did that cause it ????????
    val
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    valval wrote:
    rehab44 wrote:
    Can you do a reubld on my spine? :grin:

    could try walking up and down it in stilettos would that help or did that cause it ????????
    Only at the weekends Val :lol:


    sorry weekends spent hospital visiting at moment sure joan will fill in bless
    val
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Do you two mind, this is my place of work, not a knocking shop :shock:
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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :shock: Who's there? Why dint you use the doorbell? :shock: :lol:
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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Who's she? :???: :shock:
    Sorry...

    Jenny Tull Who?
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  • julie47
    julie47 Member Posts: 6,041
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Well tony seen as you are so good at tiling you could tile my kitchen floor please. :grin:

    Then you could paint the stairs (the wall, not the stairs) and landing.

    Thanks
    juliepf x
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,772
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Please can someone tell me why l have been scraping wallpaper off when there is a suitably qualified blokey here, volunteering for just such jobs???

    Tone

    can you finish the landing please....before the decorators come Monday.

    Love

    toni xx
  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Tony While you're at it Can I have some underfloor heating before you put those bathroom floor tiles down?


    Elizabeth
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

    Harvey Fierstein
  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 10. Aug 2011, 14:37
    Sorry forgot to say please!


    E x
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

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  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Tony you could make a fortune.....do you do ironing....window cleaning.....loose handles.....leaking taps.....and I would love a conservatory..then I could relax after all the hard work... :lol:
    Love
    Barbara
  • constable
    constable Member Posts: 2,115
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Tony

    I know you are already going to do my shelves for me, yes, that was me. Just thought we bought floor tiles for the utility room about a year ago, could you would you do them to.

    Thanking you kind sir in advance.

    Karen xx
    Karen xx
  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    oh and there is a missing tile on the kitchen floor. It was only cracked but OH lifted it knowing full well he would never replace it!

    Attic conversions Tony?


    Elizabeth
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

    Harvey Fierstein
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Blimey. What have I started? lol
    Right. apologies for vanishing again.. Hope you don't think I'm one of those fly by night build ers..

    Having trouble with the pc and also accessing via my phone, like right now... Grrrrrrr
    Pages keep jumping all over the place, losing my temper with it....


    I will try to get online tomorrow providing the computer doesn't end up in the bin.. Sorry, but I've got to go because this is really getting me wound up. It's ever since we updated the phones software




    Till the morrow peeps. And yes, my hands are warm, yours would be too if you kept them..... Oh never mind, lol


    Goodnight folks
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    down your trousers????? :oops: :oops: :oops:
    val
  • skezier
    skezier Member Posts: 11,333
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Tony,

    Hey i already booked you for a holiday in Cornwall...

    What you like at building walls :lol: Got so much that needs doing.... best make the trip at least a month and painting ... thats for your days off :lol::lol:

    Hi to Janet and hope you have had some rest up now?! Tea and a hug Cris xx
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thanks Cris, I think I will pencil you in for next summer I'm afraid, it's getting a tad parky for outdoor work, lol..


    Val... That would be telling :shock: :lol:

    I hope this pc keeps working.. Off in the shower in a mo, gonna leave pc switched on, just in case :roll:
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Just been laughing at the posts ,your job is done here .we are all mad but its fun and we need to laugh.Mig :lol:
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    tony can you decorate front room please i know it asking a lot but well it so needs doing and if i do it will do to much you know i will val
    val
  • weejean
    weejean Member Posts: 346
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Tony, need my wheelchair ramp fixed and painted, been asking the council for just over eleven months to do it but nothings happened yet so I am sure you will get it done before they do :grin:
    Big Hugs
    Jean xx
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    By eck.. There's a right list waiting to be done eh? What have I let misself in for? :shock: :roll: :roll:
    Suppose I had better get started then, (rolls up sleeves and places pencil behind lughole, then takes a sharp intake of breath.....)
    Is it tea break yet :?: :!: :grin:
    e050.gifMe-Tony
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP