Tony's odd job firm

tjt6768

Due to popular demand after getting lumbered with decorating the entire bathroom at mi Mum's while I was there to recouperate..

I have decided to start my online DIY company.....

Right, so far, I believe Elizabeth has some tiles that have been gathering dust since Queen Victoria sat on the throne, also, (sorry, can't remember who it was.. :oops: ) someone had some shelves that needed putting up..

So, that's my first couple of jobs... Who's after that??

valval

gable end needs sealing and painting hope you are good up ladders (please do not drop paint on cars next door) they get tad upset when can not sell them val

tjt6768

No job too big nor too small matey, reasonable rates for ex sericemen too

Val, you're on mi list hun..

valval

rehab44 wrote:

Can you do a reubld on my spine?

could try walking up and down it in stilettos would that help or did that cause it ????????

valval

rehab44 wrote:

valval wrote:

rehab44 wrote:

Can you do a reubld on my spine?

could try walking up and down it in stilettos would that help or did that cause it ????????

Only at the weekends Val

sorry weekends spent hospital visiting at moment sure joan will fill in bless

tjt6768

Do you two mind, this is my place of work, not a knocking shop :shock:

tjt6768

:shock: Who's there? Why dint you use the doorbell? :shock:

tjt6768

Who's she? :???: :shock:
Sorry...

Jenny Tull Who?

julie47

Well tony seen as you are so good at tiling you could tile my kitchen floor please.

Then you could paint the stairs (the wall, not the stairs) and landing.

Thanks
juliepf x

frogmorton

Please can someone tell me why l have been scraping wallpaper off when there is a suitably qualified blokey here, volunteering for just such jobs???

Tone

can you finish the landing please....before the decorators come Monday.

Love

toni xx

tkachev

Tony While you're at it Can I have some underfloor heating before you put those bathroom floor tiles down?


Elizabeth

tkachev

Sorry forgot to say please!


E x

barbara12

Tony you could make a fortune.....do you do ironing....window cleaning.....loose handles.....leaking taps.....and I would love a conservatory..then I could relax after all the hard work...

constable

Tony

I know you are already going to do my shelves for me, yes, that was me. Just thought we bought floor tiles for the utility room about a year ago, could you would you do them to.

Thanking you kind sir in advance.

Karen xx

tkachev

oh and there is a missing tile on the kitchen floor. It was only cracked but OH lifted it knowing full well he would never replace it!

Attic conversions Tony?


Elizabeth

tjt6768

Blimey. What have I started? lol
Right. apologies for vanishing again.. Hope you don't think I'm one of those fly by night build ers..

Having trouble with the pc and also accessing via my phone, like right now... Grrrrrrr
Pages keep jumping all over the place, losing my temper with it....


I will try to get online tomorrow providing the computer doesn't end up in the bin.. Sorry, but I've got to go because this is really getting me wound up. It's ever since we updated the phones software




Till the morrow peeps. And yes, my hands are warm, yours would be too if you kept them..... Oh never mind, lol


Goodnight folks

valval

down your trousers????? :oops: :oops: :oops:

skezier

Hi Tony,

Hey i already booked you for a holiday in Cornwall...

What you like at building walls Got so much that needs doing.... best make the trip at least a month and painting ... thats for your days off

Hi to Janet and hope you have had some rest up now?! Tea and a hug Cris xx

tjt6768

Thanks Cris, I think I will pencil you in for next summer I'm afraid, it's getting a tad parky for outdoor work, lol..


Val... That would be telling :shock:

I hope this pc keeps working.. Off in the shower in a mo, gonna leave pc switched on, just in case :roll:

mig

Just been laughing at the posts ,your job is done here .we are all mad but its fun and we need to laugh.Mig

valval

tony can you decorate front room please i know it asking a lot but well it so needs doing and if i do it will do to much you know i will val

weejean

Tony, need my wheelchair ramp fixed and painted, been asking the council for just over eleven months to do it but nothings happened yet so I am sure you will get it done before they do

tjt6768

By eck.. There's a right list waiting to be done eh? What have I let misself in for? :shock: :roll: :roll:
Suppose I had better get started then, (rolls up sleeves and places pencil behind lughole, then takes a sharp intake of breath.....)
Is it tea break yet :?: :!: