Which one is true? You decide!!

sugarbuttie
sugarbuttie Member Posts: 225
edited 13. Aug 2011, 11:19 in Community Chit-chat archive
Another work related thing that me & my work pals made smutty....

As part of an ice-breaking exercise in a training session, people were asked to tell the person next to them ONE TRUTH about themselves & ONE LIE. Their neighbour then had to guess which statement was true & which was false.

People were coming out with really sensible things like, "My middle name is George" & "I have 4 dogs"' etc etc.

I was dying to say, "I used to be a man" and "I've had a boob job" just to liven things up a bit (I didn't). My friend revealed that she was itching to say, "I had lasagne for lunch" & "I've just farted." Which one is true? You decide!

What truth or lie would you give in this situation?

Comments

  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    this hard one as depends who you are with in pub with group of friends well then it would be different to on here which would be

    i am size 10 6ft tall and good looking

    or i am size 18 5ft 2" tall and not bad looking (if you like grey streaks in hair and wrinkles)
    val
  • skezier
    skezier Member Posts: 11,333
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi SB,

    Ummm....

    One lie, one truth you can decide......

    I am so good at shearing sheep, can do one in 2 mins with no cuts or rucks.....

    I have a bag of sheep fleece but no body wants it..... they of course all done...

    Ops 2 lies..... Cris x
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Laughing too much to think straight! I like you and your friend's style, sugarbuttie! As for you valval, obviously the first one is the truth. skezier, there must be a local artist/weaver whatever who would like your fleece.
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,087
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I never tell lies

    and l really like you

    :wink:

    the 'fa*ting' one...wouldn't that be obvious???
  • NinaKKang
    NinaKKang Member Posts: 663
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I look fabulous first thing in the morning

    And

    My hair is naturally this straight.

    Oh hang on, that's two lies.... um...!

    Nxx
  • tonesp
    tonesp Member Posts: 844
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I love big blonde women with big boobies
    Sadly I'm Gay :evil :evil :evil :evil
  • Colin1
    Colin1 Member Posts: 1,769
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Please dont use your mobile near me i have a metal plate in my head and your mobile will make me twitch

    If it ever stops raining i'm going for a good walk
    Colin
    WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE
  • prefabkid47
    prefabkid47 Member Posts: 1,316
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    A real difficult one here.................. :???:

    I'd love a cup of tea

    I'd love a pint of beer
    ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy''. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)