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valval

well yesterday tea time got two plates out of cupboard went to put on side and yes you got it missed they shattered all over floor picked up big bits but thought better get hoover out for those sharp bits that get your feet two weeks later and half way through job it started making strange sound then unpluged it quick as got wiff of smoke so getting low on plates and now need new hoover was not sure should touch laptop lol

tjt6768

As a wumman, you should be quite capable of moving plates around THE KITCHEN (in caps as it is a strange place to us menfolk, a place of mystery and wonder, a place where 'food' comes from as if by magic, and things enter dirty and return as new :eek: ) and also know when to use that big sucky machine ( :shock: )and when to use the traditional brush type wotsit with one of them scoopy type things..

You're sacked

valval

tjt6768 wrote:

As a wumman, you should be quite capable of moving plates around THE KITCHEN (in caps as it is a strange place to us menfolk, a place of mystery and wonder, a place where 'food' comes from as if by magic, and things enter dirty and return as new :eek: ) and also know when to use that big sucky machine ( :shock: )and when to use the traditional brush type wotsit with one of them scoopy type things..

You're sacked

if it not plates it mugs or glasses thanks for sacking me but with three men in house who the heck going to break them in future lol (it an arther thing was never like this before he affected my co-ordination)

tjt6768

Lol. Bless ya hun.. We menfolk are designed to be clumsy, it's in our DNA... You wimmin are just there to clear up the mess we leave behind

weejean

I think it must have been one of those days Val but you might be safe now. I had the same kind of day yesterday, got word in the morning that my sister had a car accident then about an hour later I fell in the car dealership. I phoned my other sister to make sure she was safe as they say things happen in threes. She was ok and I told her to stay indoors and not touch anything Heres hoping today is better and there are no major mishaps for you or me

weejean

tjt6768 wrote:

As a wumman, you should be quite capable of moving plates around THE KITCHEN (in caps as it is a strange place to us menfolk, a place of mystery and wonder, a place where 'food' comes from as if by magic, and things enter dirty and return as new :eek: ) and also know when to use that big sucky machine ( :shock: )and when to use the traditional brush type wotsit with one of them scoopy type things..

You're sacked

Tony you really make me laugh out loud Its good to understand how you men perceive, that magical place, that is the kitchen. My husband ventured in there last night to cook dinner as I was unable due to my fall yesterday, he managed to put something together which I think was food. It was certainly edible but I woke in the night suffering with the most terrible indigestion. Shhhh dont tell him as he tried his best and was quite proud of his culinary creation

mellman01

Your daft as a badger Tony me old mate bonkers!, right Val it's a hex I think, you'll need to make a necklace of garlic bulbs turn all mirrors around and sprinkle holly water in each room of the house, also get a priest in for good measue!.
Oh and DONT use any electrical things until you have!!.

frogmorton

Mell's right.....

and salt in the corner of your rooms and lavendar in your garden boudaries...

and voodooo dolls.

LEAVE the laptop ALONE for now

valval

where the hec do i get holly water from the tap????? priest not sure we have any to spare in worksop???? lavinder and garlic easy and had to touch lap top to read replys :sad: :sad:

Ankyspond

At least it all out the way now, maybe!!! xx