Very funny story from this morning (bit rude)!

Ankyspond · 7. Sep 2011, 16:57

Well I have laughed this morning till I cried and I thought I would share the story in case anyone else needs a laugh.

I am staying at my sisters house until Friday looking after my two handsome nephews as she had to go away with work and her husband walked out on her a few months ago. Now apart from the pain I am loving spending time with my nephews and once they in bed at 7 its so very peaceful (more than my house). Anyway this was this mornings tale:

The boys are 3 and 4 and the eldest likes to come down now he is a big boy (started school this week) and make his own cereal (nothing unsafe in way) he did that and we all got dressed, washed and came down. Seen his breakfast stuff on the table and told him how good he was and was getting youngests breakfast ready. The youngest then says to me Aunty anky can I have the same straw as my brother in my drink, I said what straw turned around and he had a very large straw the graphic shape of a PENIS and was drinking from it! It was apparently from a hen night a few weeks ago my sister went to, well I laughed till I cried then had to try and get it off him, it just didn't look right. They are then saying buts a nice shape and we like the colour so we want to use it, it took a promise of a packet of normal straws and a bag of chocolates to get rid of it.

This story has done three things for me:

1. Made me remember how funny and innocent small kids are.
2. Made me laugh and chuckle away all day.
3. Made me warn my sister to be careful.

Hope if you read this it gave you a chuckle, I wonder what the next 48 will bring. Xxx.

daylily · 7. Sep 2011, 17:03

Don't you just love moments like that

Ankyspond · 7. Sep 2011, 17:08

Absolutely daylilly every time I think about it I laugh. Said to my sister hope he don't go to school and tell teachers as she has to sit across from them at parents evening (I am a teacher and had similar stuff) ha ha. Xx