Still awaiting new equipment, ooo-er

tjt6768
tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
edited 12. Sep 2011, 06:43 in Community Chit-chat archive
You mucky minded lot, I meant a new PC..

This one was made in a cave back in 300 BC, crafted by nice caveman chappy called Nub... He was the original geek, still living with his parents (Dick & Liddy) at the age of 32, had a basement cave type bedroom, Star Wars paintings on the wall, he was psychic you see.. Never had a girlfriend, never even clubbed a girl over the head yet.. In fact his parents worried for him, they thought that he might have been one of those cavemen that wore neckerchiefs.... He wasn't though, he just liked to put stones together and make things with them.. He dreamed of bigger things though, one day he would invent.... The whool, well, it was early days and he was still trying out the name.. That night he dreamt of a round stone, rolling down the hill, what did it mean??

Oh I don't know, it all happened years ago, what you asking me for? I just wanted to tell you that my computer is very old :eek: :lol:
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Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP

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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Wey-hey! A message has beamed in from Planet Twerp! Hiya tjt, it's good to hear from you. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • prefabkid47
    prefabkid47 Member Posts: 1,316
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    ....dreaming of rolling stones and also a psychic,could be predicting the 1960's!! (hope his cave wasn't infested with beatles)
    ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy''. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Lol... He did tell his Mum that they WOULD NOT be bigger than Jesus.. :lol:


    Oh I may be held back by an ancient PC, but I am still as bloody daft as ever.. It's cold here on Planet Twerp. :grin::grin:

    Right, must get some grub, will try to get back later on folks..

    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    ....dreaming of rolling stones and also a psychic,could be predicting the 1960's!! (hope his cave wasn't infested with beatles)

    If he can remember it, he wasn't there.

    I was though :lol:
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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    My dear Joan, do you remember any of it though :eek: :eek: :wink:
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    hope it not to long miss your educated posts
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 8. Sep 2011, 13:54
    tjt6768 wrote:
    My dear Joan, do you remember any of it though :eek: :eek: :wink:

    Like yesterday, man. Peace and Love :!: :lol::lol:

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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh Joan, I thought you were going to regale us with tales of a rock 'n' roll lifestyle :roll: :lol:

    Hi Val, thanks hun. Educational me :shock: :lol::lol: Well I suppose I did just tell you who invented the whool :eek: :lol:
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    tjt6768 wrote:
    Oh Joan, I thought you were going to regale us with tales of a rock 'n' roll lifestyle :roll: :lol:

    Hi Val, thanks hun. Educational me :shock: :lol::lol: Well I suppose I did just tell you who invented the whool :eek: :lol:

    The 1960's.............. Mmm, that's a whole new thread :lol::lol: It was a very exciting time to be young :grin:
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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Now then, there is a tale to be told :eek: :eek:
    I bet you worked at the Kit-e-Kat club and danced for the Krays :shock: :shock: :wink:
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    tjt6768 wrote:
    Now then, there is a tale to be told :eek: :eek:
    I bet you worked at the Kit-e-Kat club and danced for the Krays :shock: :shock: :wink:
    not me was not born till 61
    val
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Alas, there is still no sign of the new pc, I am still having to use the old thing Nub made for me way back yonder in his cave/basement...

    I love my cousin to bits (in a manly type way of course) but he's bloody useless..
    :roll:
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Sorry voted no cos he's just not gonna get round to it is he?

    Elizabeth : (
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    lol... Put it one way, he was going to sort me a new pc out a yr ago last february.. I voted no as well... He's actually had three for me since then but each time before he's got it to me he's made me a better one..
    I am going to text him again today.. :roll: :x :lol::lol:
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    you still not got it tell him sort it or val will come sort him we need out dose of tony. val
    val
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Bless ya Val..
    Shall we send the 'girls' round then? :grin:
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    will do time he got his bum in gear or the bunker babes will get him and he does not want to mess with us val
    val