World's shortest Fairy Tale

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dreamdaisy
dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
edited 16. Sep 2011, 17:20 in Community Chit-chat archive
Once upon a time (on February 29) a girl asked a boy to marry her and he said 'NO!' so she lived happily ever after buying lots of shoes, many sparkly things, watching girly films, switching channnels as she chose, having her friends round, having more cushions than necessary and also farting whenever she wanted. The End.
Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben

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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    dreamdaisy wrote:
    Once upon a time (on February 29) a girl asked a boy to marry her and he said 'NO!' so she lived happily ever after buying lots of shoes, many sparkly things, watching girly films, switching channnels as she chose, having her friends round, having more cushions than necessary and also farting whenever she wanted. The End.

    ..........and she only had to wash her own socks :grin:
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  • prefabkid47
    prefabkid47 Member Posts: 1,316
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    .......wash socks!!!,waste of valuable drinking time.Us guys would just buy new.............. 8)
    ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy''. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    :grin: for both of you! I must admit del's little tale made me laugh! DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,453
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    me too :lol:
  • roses1
    roses1 Member Posts: 1,850
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    and me :lol:
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    I think it is very cruel to laugh at poor Del's little tale :shock: :shock:
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