Answer this, teacher.

dreamdaisy

Ben (aged 7 and a bit) 'Why do boys have willies?'

Me (aged 52 and a bit) 'Because girls don't.'

Ben (as before) 'That makes sense.'

This happened today at about 4.25 at the end of his lesson. I could tell he wanted to ask me summat so reassured him that he could - I had a feeling it was going to be along those lines! DD

mig

Kids dont cha just love em.Mig

tjt6768

so that's why :shock: :shock:

traluvie

Thanks DD.. put a smile on my face..

stickywicket

The story reminds me of the day when my then 3 yr old son was playing upstairs with friends. Sounds of loo visits then Sharon’s voice:

“Ooh, our Shaun has one of them.”

Pause then, a little wistfully, “I haven’t got one.”

Another pause then, triumphantly, “But I’m getting one next week.”

barbara12

Oh DD dont you just love um... you must get quite a few laughs

joanlawson

I like your no-nonsense approach to sex education, DD.

The whole thing explained in three words

Why do schools waste so much time drawing up complicated policies when they could cover it so easliy :?:

skezier

Hi DD,

Poor little chap

I'm with Joan why do schools take so much time and thought when it s so easy xx

dreamdaisy

It did make me smile, I have to say. I told his mum after and she was happy with my answer. I reckon as long as you say something reasonable, based on truth, and don't get all flustered etc they will be content and not badger. Another along the same lines: when I used to be a 'proper' teacher (ie in a school) the whole school used to go to church on a Monday morning. All the classes would sit in their allotted pews and a boring vicar would drone on for a while. Staff and pupils were, for once, united in their feelings. My class took up two shorter pews and just before the service began (when all was hushed) there was an urgent whisper from just behind me:

Child: 'Which hole does the willie go in?'

Me (also whispered) 'The one it fits. Now be quiet and listen to the vicar.'

tjt6768

That was no way to speak to the Vicar DD :eek: :eek:

mellman01

mig wrote:

Kids dont cha just love em.Mig

Yeah but I can't eat a whole one!.

tjt6768

I'll share one with ya Mell. Bit of cajun spice, lovely

mellman01 wrote:

mig wrote:

Kids dont cha just love em.Mig

Yeah but I can't eat a whole one!.