Trumps been trumped

mellman01

Well talk about taking the p*&s, I see that weirdo with a sh&^t wig and a face that looks like he’s just been smacked i,e Dr Strainglove AKA Mr Donald Trump who used his wealth and power to get his golf course and de-lux village planning passed up in Scotland even thought it meant destroying a a pristine coastl ine and an SSI as well as removing various local inhabitants and destroying their old homes (well all bar one, good on him I say).
Now where was I oh yes!, it seems the local council have now given permission to build a small off shore wind farm near his course and so now the wig wearing ego has complained that it will destroy the beautiful vista of his development!, way to go the local Scottish council!. Why don’t they argue it has to stay as all those fat American tourists will need some kind of balance for all the CO2 their fat arses will burn just getting there simply so they can spend a week or two knocking a stupid little white ball about while they waddle after it!.
One last thing, why it is Trump has billions of dollars but still can’t get a half decent syrup for his bone dome?, the thing he wears looks like a ginger cat that’s been blow dried backwards!.

valval

now i am quaking at the knees they should build and **** him and his wig all that wind needs using val

barbara12

I have a better wig he could borrow...

joanlawson

How would Trump travel as president :?: Obviously, he'd use Hair Force One.

tjt6768

latest news is that the rug, fondly referred to as rusty by the saggy faced billionaire has been a busy little skank and has been mating with the local sporran population. It is feared that this offspring will grow to be very wild sporrigs....... Dangerous creature indeed.
Experts are being called in from zimbabwe, the only other place on the planet where anything like this had been encountered...

More news to follow....

valval

help what do we do to stop them hair gel or plenty of spray

frogmorton

Shall we contact suphair nanny???? :shock:

tjt6768

No, just ring Annette :shock:

mellman01

Good one Joan, why doesn't the idiot just give up and admit he's bald, goes to show that even money can't buy you hair, Elton John also wear a rug but at least his looks ok, Trumps look like some animal has died up there.

barbara12

I bet Mrs Trump is saying...gee with all my money I dont give a Donald duck...oooh :oops: I used to be a nice girl till I came on here..

mellman01

barbara12 wrote:

I bet Mrs Trump is saying...gee with all my money I dont give a Donald duck...oooh :oops: I used to be a nice girl till I came on here..

Not my fault your an adult Babara so you should know better!!.

Seriously he does worry otherwise he wouldn't have that thing on his head trying to make out it's all fine when it doesn't, and by a long way!, it's kind of like candy floss and cat fur that's been blow dried!

valval

do you think he got it years ago and wants to get his moneys worth out of it think he was robbed he should get his lawyers on to them

barbara12

I think he should have got it stapled into his head like Elton did....at least it stays put...

tjt6768

He seems a real arrogant piece of work eh? He must have made enemies along the way, surely one of them had the balls to tell him he looks like one of the muppets have coughed up a fur ball on his noggin!!

joanlawson

tjt6768 wrote:

latest news is that the rug, fondly referred to as rusty by the saggy faced billionaire has been a busy little skank and has been mating with the local sporran population. It is feared that this offspring will grow to be very wild sporrigs....... Dangerous creature indeed.
Experts are being called in from zimbabwe, the only other place on the planet where anything like this had been encountered...

More news to follow....

Even more dangerous than the sporrigs are the offspring of Donald Trump's wig and Boris Johnson's unruly mop. However, I understand that these wild creatures are currently held under lock and key at the Shredded Wheat factory waiting to be processed, so we need have no fear.

frogmorton

barbara12 wrote:

I think he should have got it stapled into his head like Elton did....at least it stays put...

I bought a staple gun from lidl a week or so back only £12....

tjt6768

by eck, Britney really has let herself go lately :shock: :shock: :roll:

delboy wrote:

What's wrong with it?



Useful so he can't see his missus I suppose