Ode to Gary

tjt6768
tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
edited 19. Sep 2011, 11:40 in Community Chit-chat archive
Oh spamster Gary be my son, I'll show you girls and real life fun.
You'll make real friends not just online, come on over you'll be just fine.
You could give up spamming and get a real job, I'll make you a proper bloke, stop you being a kn.. :shock:
The fun we could have, the laughter and tears, just come and live.here for the next few yrs.
Your parents don't love you, they ignore you each day, I don't even care if you end up gay :eek:
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n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
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Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP

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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :eek: they've taken Gary the spammer away from me forever :cry::cry:
    Why me... The injustice of it all....


    GARY!! I MISS YOU
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    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    all he ever wanted to do was sell us some bathroom illuminating apparatus.. Yeah, I know, code for porn no doubt...

    Lol
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • janie68
    janie68 Member Posts: 1,186
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Never mind, theyll be another spammer along in a bit and if you ask nicely, they upstairs may allow to start adoption proceedings for him/her.

    Dont be too downhearted, it wasn't meant to be :roll:

    Try to stay strong now Tony :wink:

    Janie
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    you were to good for him tony i am shore the next one will up to your high standards
    val
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I voted yes, I think you could offer him a wonderful home and stop him from throwing his life away with just being a hamster, sorry, spamster. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • Ankyspond
    Ankyspond Member Posts: 626
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    That gave me a very much needed laugh. Xx
    AS Sufferer
    Live, love and enjoy life, live each day as though it's your last!
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    thank you all for your support in this trying time.. I'm already booked in for some counselling... My heart is broken.. Gary, if you read this I shall never forget you..
    I tell a lie, I probably will actually. I've not really got the best of memories. In fact I would probably forget I had you after a couple of days.. Would wonder who the chubby yank in my house was and freak out. In fact it's probably for the best if we never talk of this again..

    Gary who?
    :???: :???:
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Ooooh, chubby yank - that bit of rhyming slang has passed me by . . . .
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I have no idea what you could possibly mean :shock: :lol:

    dreamdaisy wrote:
    Ooooh, chubby yank - that bit of rhyming slang has passed me by . . . .
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • traluvie
    traluvie Member Posts: 2,579
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :grin::lol::grin:
    Crazy is the word that comes to mind :???:
    Well if ya can't beat em join em lol..

    I want some of what your on.. :lol:

    They say laughter is the best medicine..certainly is.. :grin:
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  • mp1952
    mp1952 Member Posts: 425
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Very good Tony.. Made me laugh!

    Marion
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    lol..
    Glad I could bring a smile or even better a grin to you all..
    It costs me nothing but my sanity, and that's not worth much these days.. I've been to cash c0nvertors with it,.they offered me ten bob and a bubbly.. :shock:
    Cracking deal :grin:

    Tracey.. I keep telling Val when she asks what I'm on, usually the sofa but today it's the bed.. Lol
    e050.gifMe-Tony
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • julie47
    julie47 Member Posts: 6,041
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    your stories always make me smile

    such imagination :lol:

    juliepf x :grin:
  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Well I voted yes but then realised he will never see this thread because he's probably been banned. Banned on the cusp of his youth. He'll never know how much we cared :cry:

    Elizabeth
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

    Harvey Fierstein
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    There he goes :!: :!:

    Ah Gary, and we loved you so :!:
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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I MISS MY GARY :cry::cry::cry::lol:
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP

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