Gosh very quiet.....where is everyone???

lupin15

Ummmm very quiet tonight.....the tv is rubbish and now everyone has evaporated in to thin air. Lets start a story

...... is that ticking i hear
TIC TOC TIC TOC ........
(A door slowly creaks open.......) and a small bouncing ball shot into the air and then circled the room.....whizzing and whirling and this was followed by a padding noise behind the door. Bang....the door crashed open and in stumbled .......

traluvie

Me... lol..

Bit tipsy, Val and i have been in the cane and able with no barman and free cider on tap, munching on pies..

Was very quiet in there too..

tjt6768

until Rehab and Mellman turned up. They were singing songs of old and shouting about the price of fish.
They had been on a pub crawl in the deepest recesses of Skegness and stumbled (quite literally) upon the rip in space and time...
With a swoosh they were transported to another dimension....
It was a world unlike ours, beer was free and everyone walked around naked :shock:
'Reminds me of the sixties' muttered Rehab from behind a large scotch who's name I can't recall....

Suddenly from nowhere....

traluvie

Tony appears, looking sheepish..
Behind his back he is hiding his flask of special tea..
While Rehab and mell are in the corner talking of naked women with flowers in there hair Tony proceeds to put on his disguise and proceed towarsd the bar..
Rehab shouts and slurs.."Double scotch please barman"
Aha!! Tony's plan has fallen into place..
The flask of specila tea was placed secretly behind the bar....

tjt6768

one nod from Tony and the barman slips some if the special tea into the two gents drinks..
'let the games begin' tony whispers to himself.
Takes a seat, and waits........

traluvie

Mellman shouts over..
"Another round pls barman"
Tony smiles.."No problem i'll bring it straight over"

Tony pours 2 whisky's and adds a bit more of his special tea, then another small splash...doesn't seem to be working aswell as he thought..Maybe it's the whisky?? will have to water that down he sniggers to himself..

Tony wanders over to the gents and places the drinks on the table..
If only they knew what was about to happen....

tjt6768

slowly the two gents start realizing that it wasn't just alcohol...

'why are my hands so big?' Asks rehab... Mellman is too busy trying to open a packet of pork scratchings to hear him.
Both too smashed to question why Tony is even in the alternate universe in the first place.
What they don't know is it was Tony that led them there unwittingly... He needed them, they were part of his big plan.. Without them he could never.....

traluvie

Expose the secret..
The secret that has been kept hidden for centuries..
The secret that could change peoples lives..
The secret that that could have major consequences and repocussions..
Lost in his own thoughts Tony was oblivious as to what was going on around him..
The secret was about to be revealed sooner than he thought..
Out of nowhere...

tjt6768

mellman fetched him a swype, catching him off guard.. This must be an alternate universe thought Tony as he fell to the floor, in our own world mell is a soft southerner who wouldn't dare strike an 'ard northern bloke like me....
It's started, he thought. He picked himself up from the floor, ready to chin mell good and proper, but the two other worlders.had made good their escape during the felling of the great man :???:
(yeah, ok, bit of artistic license going on, sue me :roll: )

tonesp

LURKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil

valval

in a dark corner was a shadow that should not have been still there along with another hideing how did the shadows get seperated from rehab and mel how will they get them back and what difference will it make with no shadow

lupin15

The two shadows lurched off around the edge of the room and then one by one the numbers increased as people left. The barman watched with horror as .......