These are the voyages of the starship hinterprise

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Captain Krik had taken his crew deep into the deadlock nebula.. Their mission, to score as many weird chicks as they could..

Landing on the planet Wimmin it doesn't take long to realize that something isn't right...
Where are all the men Captain asks the number two Speck..
They are surrounded by a plethora of nubile semi naked wimmin types, all different colours. Krik heads straight for a hefty bosomed purple wench... Looking over his shoulder at Speck, he winks.. Speck just rolls his eyes AGAIN.. Speck was just about the only virgin left in the universe..
After a lengthy conversation with the purple female Krik heads back over to where Speck and the engineer Skitty are stood... Krik is grinning ear to ear.. He fist bumps Skitty.. Again, Speck, with the eyes :roll:
I think we will stay a while says the Captain...
The rest of the crew (all the blokes and that suspiciously butch female with the lug hole thing) cheer.. Apart from Speck. He just wants to head back to the ship to play chess, alone :roll:
After much merriment and drinking.. A bit of writhing etc etc... Speck had had enough

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To be continued at a later date.....

Lol

Boy am I tired...


Krik out.. Beam me up Skitty

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Captain's log... Stardate weakly in the AM.. It seems my promiscuity knows no bounds, last night the strange purple female convinced me to try...
Ahem... Speck clears his throat... 'Captain, it is illogical for you to be laid at the end of my bed at such an early hour. This is, indeed, not a psychiatrists office' (rolls eyes yet again :roll: )

'But Speck.. She made me....'

'Stop right there Captain, or I'll have to do a Vulgar, sorry, Vulcan cheese melt, I mean mind melt on you to cleanse and purge your dirty thoughts'


To be continued. Again :roll: Lol

valval

hope they do not eat them after ??????? using them for there own enjoyment val

joanlawson

I'm seriously worried about Speck, but perhaps he would have preferred the Panet Macho instead of the Planet Wimmin. I bet Captain Kirk never even considered that possibility :roll:

A cheese melt will never be the same again :!:

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Leonard.. You do realize that one of your pointy eyebrows is falling off from rolling your eyes too much...

Captain, replied Speck (Leonard Nimrod was a consummate professional) it is odd that you should refer to me as leonard.. I am your number two Speck from the planet Vulgar.. Ahem..

Suddenly the Captain realized that the cameras were still rolling..
Yes Speck, you are right, I'm sorry, I think it's all the lust getting to me. I can't stop thinking about the weird and wonderful things that purple bint did to me.. :shock:

Speaking of which, have you seen the crew Captain? They've all dissapeared.. :eek:
I have a theory as to why there is only myself, you and Shoeloo left :???:
Myself, I'm impervious to wimmin, you are too macho to be effected and, erm, lets just say, shoeloo would rather be on broadway :shock:

We are the only three left. Even ahurahura, the butch 'lady' with the lughole thing is gone.. (ahurahura was actually a confused transvestite called Bob from Wiskonsin)..

We have to save the crew, I believe...... They are doing the sex :shock: :shock:

To be continued.. (if and when signal permitting)

joanlawson

doing the sex What are they doing with it :?:

tjt6768

purple wimmin :eek:

joanlawson

OH :!: :shock: Ask a silly question

tjt6768

and possibly.... Implements :shock: Krik was rather vague

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So.. There they were, the three survivors from the ordeal.. Krik in his beige top, Spek in blue, Shoeloo in pink.. Ok, cereesse....
They took a shuttle back down to the planet.. There was not a soul around... The city was desolate...
O M G... Said Shoeloo, as camp as Billy Butlin... What shall we do Captain? I'm scared, hold my hand :???:

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