I'm traumatised!
joanlawson
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Imagine this :!: :!:
There I was last night, stretched out on the settee watching TV, with my cat, Tommy, fast asleep on my knee. We were both feeling very relaxed when I happened to look down, and there was the biggest spider I've ever seen running right across my chest :!: :shock: :shock: It was one of those huge spiders with eyes on the end of stalks, and there it was on my chest :shock: Ugh :!: :!:

With my arthritic knees, it often takes me a while to get up off the settee, but I've never moved so fast in my life :!: I shot up, and poor Tommy landed on the floor with a bump, looking totally bewildered. But before I could catch it, the spider disappeared under the settee, so today I daren't sit there in case it returns. I'm traumatised :shock:
Joan
There I was last night, stretched out on the settee watching TV, with my cat, Tommy, fast asleep on my knee. We were both feeling very relaxed when I happened to look down, and there was the biggest spider I've ever seen running right across my chest :!: :shock: :shock: It was one of those huge spiders with eyes on the end of stalks, and there it was on my chest :shock: Ugh :!: :!:

With my arthritic knees, it often takes me a while to get up off the settee, but I've never moved so fast in my life :!: I shot up, and poor Tommy landed on the floor with a bump, looking totally bewildered. But before I could catch it, the spider disappeared under the settee, so today I daren't sit there in case it returns. I'm traumatised :shock:
Joan

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O.M.G. :shock: Oh Joan, how completely, throughly and utterly horrid. You poor thing, I am so sorry. I too hate those things with a vengeance. DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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There were two more in the kitchen this morning, but I managed to catch them and put them outside. Apparently, it's been a good year for spiders with the cool summer, but now they're coming inside for shelter before the winter. I never kill them, but try to catch them with a glass and then put them outside. It was just the shock of it running across me :!: I don't think Tommy was too impressed either :!:0
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Just popped in for a couple of minutes and laughed at your predicament, poor spider!
I have spent the last few decades catching spiders for my OH and daughter, a swift snatch up and throw them outside seems to mollify the ladies. The house spider is a hunter, just not very good at staying away from the ladies!0 -
You try to catch them? :shock: I don't. We had a few coming in then with the warm weather they toddled out again so I guess they will soon re-appear. We have another flock of ladybirds in the bedroom. They are clustered here and there like little bunches of grapes. DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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It's that time of year. Hubby and I were sitting on the sofa when something caught our eye a couple of nights ago too. Cue us looking slowly round and see this spider casually walking along the wall.
They are moving in, we have seen loads of them. I don't mind them as long as they stay in the corners. Just don't expect to share my personal space and you will live mr spider!!
Time to get the conkers out in a bowl, they do a fairly reasonable job of keeping them at arms length._______________________
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I like em, Janet hates em. We've been getting some decent sized ones indoors again these past couple of days. I'm fact I think there is one under a glass in the kitchen waiting for yours truly to be vertical long enough to release him outside. Janet was brave enough to place the glass over him.. That's quite an achievement as she's terrified of them. Ra can't be bothered with them, Cleo used to eat them, apart from the legs, not enough meat I assume, lol..
You should have rung Rehab Joan. He would have been knocking at your door before you finished saying the word chest :eek:
Someone else mentioned conkers to Janet.. I can't see it myself but worth a try I suppose.
Me-Tony
Ra-1996 -2013 RIP...
Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP0 -
I was just being polite using the word chest
Thank God it didn't disappear down my top or I really would have been traumatised :!:
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I think the spider would have needed therapy :eek:
Maybe he would find a shrink on the web :???:Me-Tony
Ra-1996 -2013 RIP...
Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP0 -
delboy wrote:It will be the large house spider that matures at this time of year and becomes more active. Leave them alone as they get rid of flies, moths (They eat your clothes and carpets) and each other.
Yours
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Thanks for the information, but I'm not leaving them alone on my chest :shock:0 -
oh joan, I think I would have moved fast too (and that for me would be a first
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What you need are conkers....I heard it on the radio that you leave then in the corner of rooms to stop them coming in. (now not sure if this works)
perhaps you may need to make a necklace with them for the future
I hope it doesn't return, they are just sooooo fast and scary. You poor thing, oh and your poor cat, hope he is ok.
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Joan I feel ill.....on your chest! have you washed a dozen times since this ordeal?
ElizabethNever be bullied into silence.
Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
Accept no ones definition of your life
Define yourself........
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She'll need a good scrub to get the touch of a spider off.
ElizabethNever be bullied into silence.
Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
Accept no ones definition of your life
Define yourself........
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sorry but if they walk near me the die i can not stand spiders at all i would have screamed the place down valval0
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poor Boris :roll:
Bet his Mother still loves himMe-Tony
Ra-1996 -2013 RIP...
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rehab44 wrote:Many creatures will crawl over you as you sleep. Statistically, by the time you reach 30 years of age, you will have swallowed over 100,000 insects, almost 1,000 spiders and 1 cow, albeit it a small cow
AHHHHHHHH :!: :!: :!: :shock: :shock: :shock: Are you trying to give me nightmares :?:
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:eek: :eek: :eek: Now I feel REALLY terrified. Lemme outa here ........0
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it when there spider legs on your chin in a morning you have trouble lolval0
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or between ya teeth
poor spider Joan ! you must have frightened him jumping up like that! i bet he has run off somewhere quiet , i reckon you will be safe on your sofa !0
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