Losing the plot

mellman01

By heck what a night/day, it all started when I woke up in the middle of the night with a throbbing right knee a bad tum I was also full of gas and wind gas and had acid up me throat, and to finish it all off the dog sleeping on me legs, I was deep in a dream where I'd been in a U boat and me legs were pinned by a dislodged torpedo and the I was drowing in a the contents of the on board chemical loo while we went to meet old Davy Jones's in his flippin locker, only to violently snap awake with the realisation that reality was much worse than the dream I had just been in!.
So here I sit all drained and with me right knee a throbbing and a seriuosly sore throat wondering what in hell kind of bug makes you burp a smell of rotten eggs apart from rotten eggs that is!??.
Oh and seeming some of the poster put daft stuff at the end of each post I'm going one step further with dear old Donalds baffling quotation, so there two can play that old game!


there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don’t know we don’t know.

barbara12

Oh Mell..you are in a state..some stomach protectors can bloat your tummy..if it not that.. it could be gastric flu..especially if you have a sore throat on top of everything..and that may explain why your joints are worse than normal...hope you feel better soon..you take care..

joanlawson

Sorry to hear that you are ill, Mel it sounds like a nasty bug has got you, so I hope you will feel better soon.

Which kind of bug I know not. It could be one of the known unknowns, but there again, it might be an unknown unknown- one that I don't know I don't know :roll:

Whatever sort it is,



Love Joanx

mellman01

Ha you ladies make me laugh!, it's gone now thank God, it was orrible burping rotton eggs was not fun, but hey me drains are clear now!!. :oops:


there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don’t know we don’t know. Well all except Len, he's a known unkown kind of person, if you know what I'm on about!??,wibble?.

barbara12

mellman01 wrote:

Ha you ladies make me laugh!, it's gone now thank God, it was orrible burping rotton eggs was not fun, but hey me drains are clear now!!. :oops:


there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don’t know we don’t know. Well all except Len, he's a known unkown kind of person, if you know what I'm on about!??,wibble?.

Im glad to hear you feel better..

joanlawson

Crikey, that was the fastest recovery ever :!: :shock: 17.27 till 17.53, according to the clock on here- 26 minutes, if I'm correct :eek:

Anyway, I'm glad you are OK I think you're a bit of a known unknown too, Mel

tjt6768

Mell is definitely an unknown unknown.. He's an absolute unknown quantity. Arthur C.Clark was once quoted as saying
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
After glancing upon Mell for the very first time

mellman01

Oh that's right take the p*** why don't you, I almost died I'll have you know!. cough sniffle moan!.

tjt6768

oh here we go... Whining like a soft southerner.. Lol

I'll come down there and beat the sickness out of ya..

valval

tjt6768 wrote:

oh here we go... Whining like a soft southerner.. Lol

I'll come down there and beat the sickness out of ya..

watch it mate or will be over there to sort you out as some one who was born in dorset i take offence at southern softy so take it back or else



val

tjt6768

Sorry hun. It's scientific fact that anyone south of Leeds is softer than me

oneday

mellman01 wrote:

By heck what a night/day, it all started when I woke up in the middle of the night with a throbbing right knee a bad tum I was also full of gas and wind gas and had acid up me throat, and to finish it all off the dog sleeping on me legs, I was deep in a dream where I'd been in a U boat and me legs were pinned by a dislodged torpedo and the I was drowing in a the contents of the on board chemical loo while we went to meet old Davy Jones's in his flippin locker, only to violently snap awake with the realisation that reality was much worse than the dream I had just been in!.
So here I sit all drained and with me right knee a throbbing and a seriuosly sore throat wondering what in hell kind of bug makes you burp a smell of rotten eggs apart from rotten eggs that is!??.
Oh and seeming some of the poster put daft stuff at the end of each post I'm going one step further with dear old Donalds baffling quotation, so there two can play that old game!


there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don’t know we don’t know.

How do you know you have put the known amount of knowns in your footnote? or dont you know, haa haa.

Ankyspond

Well I have no idea what you on about but made me laugh so thanks for that. Maybe you are a medical miracle! X

mellman01

Your right I haven't a clue and as dear old Ard Tnoy says I am sadly a soft sourthern s**e!!, But at least we drinks proper MANS T ! down this way ya northern loon!.

tjt6768

proper tea :roll: GIRL GREY :shock: :shock: nah... Tha wants Tetley lad.
Now stop whining.. Lol