New Sayings

joanlawson

Blessed are the bankers; for they have no need to inherit anything.

A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way.

Work smarder and not harter and be careful of yor speling.

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without
spilling some on yourself.

A thing of beauty is a job forever (official motto of the Association of Plastic Surgeons)

Better chocolate than choconever.

A train in the platform is worth two up the line.

Veni, Vidi, Velcro. ( I came, I saw, I stuck around. )

A holiday makes you feel good enough to go back to work and poor enough that you have no choice.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Joan

valval

to early to add will think about it val

skezier

Hi Joan,

my cat Velcro want to know what it means hugs to you and purrs to Tommy Cris xx

joanlawson

Hi Val and Cris-two more night owls like me

I hope that you will have a lovely holiday,Val.

Cris, Velcro is a brilliant name for a cat Tommy is sitting right next to me as I type, so sends a big purr to you and yours

skezier

Hi Joan,

she is Velcro and you have to peel her off so often the claws make the same sound as well

you and Tommy get a good night and hope you can sleep well. Cris xx

bubbles

I am not grey, they are platinum highlights. 8)

mellman01

“Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.”

joanlawson

delboy wrote:

There is no spoon

How do you eat your soup then :?:

tkachev

stand up for what you believe in, even if you're standing alone.

joanlawson

delboy wrote:

joanlawson wrote:

delboy wrote:

There is no spoon

How do you eat your soup then :?:

Straw or nubile wench feeds me.

Ah yes, I remember it well

joanlawson

rehab44 wrote:

Brown things weigh less.

Fat Kev

Fat Kev, the philosopher of the forum I'll remember that the next time I'm tempted by a chocolate cake. Only problem is, will it make me weigh less :?:

joanlawson

"There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it."

"You cannot milk a cow with your hands in your pockets."

"Without the bitter, baby, the sweet ain't as sweet."

"Think, think, think. It will hurt like hell at first, but you'll get used to it."

"If you no got smile on you face, no use open shop".(Jamaican proverb)

joanlawson

You can't have everything....where would you put it?

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

joanlawson

rehab44 wrote:

A military one. never trust a skinny cook

There's something true in that. It reminds me of the obese nurse who told me to lose some weight :roll:

joanlawson

rehab44 wrote:

joanlawson wrote:

rehab44 wrote:

A military one. never trust a skinny cook

There's something true in that. It reminds me of the obese nurse who told me to lose some weight :roll:

Did she not even see the irony of that? :P

She seemed oblivious to it, but I couldn't keep a straight face