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joanlawson
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Blessed are the bankers; for they have no need to inherit anything.
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way.
Work smarder and not harter and be careful of yor speling.
Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without
spilling some on yourself.
A thing of beauty is a job forever (official motto of the Association of Plastic Surgeons)
Better chocolate than choconever.
A train in the platform is worth two up the line.
Veni, Vidi, Velcro. ( I came, I saw, I stuck around. )
A holiday makes you feel good enough to go back to work and poor enough that you have no choice.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Joan
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way.
Work smarder and not harter and be careful of yor speling.
Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without
spilling some on yourself.
A thing of beauty is a job forever (official motto of the Association of Plastic Surgeons)
Better chocolate than choconever.
A train in the platform is worth two up the line.
Veni, Vidi, Velcro. ( I came, I saw, I stuck around. )
A holiday makes you feel good enough to go back to work and poor enough that you have no choice.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Joan
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to early to add will think about it valval0
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Hi Joan,
my cat Velcro want to know what it means hugs to you and purrs to Tommy Cris xx0 -
Hi Val and Cris-two more night owls like me
I hope that you will have a lovely holiday,Val.
Cris, Velcro is a brilliant name for a cat Tommy is sitting right next to me as I type, so sends a big purr to you and yours0 -
Hi Joan,
she is Velcro and you have to peel her off so often the claws make the same sound as well
you and Tommy get a good night and hope you can sleep well. Cris xx0 -
I am not grey, they are platinum highlights. 8)XX Aidan (still known as Bubbles).0
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“Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.”0
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delboy wrote:There is no spoon
How do you eat your soup then :?:0 -
stand up for what you believe in, even if you're standing alone.Never be bullied into silence.
Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
Accept no ones definition of your life
Define yourself........
Harvey Fierstein0 -
delboy wrote:joanlawson wrote:delboy wrote:There is no spoon
How do you eat your soup then :?:
Straw or nubile wench feeds me.
Ah yes, I remember it well0 -
rehab44 wrote:Brown things weigh less.
Fat Kev
Fat Kev, the philosopher of the forum I'll remember that the next time I'm tempted by a chocolate cake. Only problem is, will it make me weigh less :?:0 -
"There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it."
"You cannot milk a cow with your hands in your pockets."
"Without the bitter, baby, the sweet ain't as sweet."
"Think, think, think. It will hurt like hell at first, but you'll get used to it."
"If you no got smile on you face, no use open shop".(Jamaican proverb)0 -
You can't have everything....where would you put it?
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.0 -
rehab44 wrote:A military one. never trust a skinny cook
There's something true in that. It reminds me of the obese nurse who told me to lose some weight :roll:0 -
rehab44 wrote:joanlawson wrote:rehab44 wrote:A military one. never trust a skinny cook
There's something true in that. It reminds me of the obese nurse who told me to lose some weight :roll:
Did she not even see the irony of that? :P
She seemed oblivious to it, but I couldn't keep a straight face0
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