Female Logic

tonesp

We live in a fairly isolated area in Spain When we go out we leave a couple of radios on to make it seem that we are at home As we went out yesterday my dear lady wife said "Turn those radios down we don't people outside to hear them" Logic or what?

joanlawson

It makes perfect sense to me. She wouldn't want any would-be burglars to think you were a rowdy common lot, now would she :?:

I'm not quite sure about the logic of leaving a couple of radios on though. Wouldn't one be enough :?:
I expect that was a bit of male logic :roll:

joanlawson

For the benefit of Tone, Del, and any other males in need of educating........

Understanding Female Logic - Chapter 1
A translation of what women say and what they really mean ........

"Yes" = No

"No" = Yes

"Maybe" = No

"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry

"We need" = I want

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now

"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" = I need to complain

"Sure go ahead" = I don't want you to

"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

"You're so manly" = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs

"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house

"I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper

"I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep

"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive

"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're going to hate

"I'll be ready in a minute" = Just going to wash my hair

"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me

"Are you listening to me!?" = Too late, you're dead.

valval

joan as if we sinple ladies could be so complicated

joanlawson

Tody wrote:

I didn't know that

"We need to talk" = I need to complain

This explains everything.

Welcome to the forum, Tody. Pleased to add to your education

joanlawson

valval wrote:

joan as if we sinple ladies could be so complicated

It's really very simple, Val. This is the one I like the best;
"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me

valval

i tend to get what ever off my oh tut tut tut

barbara12

Oh Tones...the mystery of us women...thats why you love us..... after 42 years my OH stills doesn't understand me....but im working on it...

tonesp

Thanks for the tips Joan but after 44 years of marriage my main tip is this Just say "Yes Love" and it doesn't cure but it helps :evil

Airwave!

Forty years ago, I understood everything, the meaning of life, women and the way forward. Now? I know I understand nothing, in fact, I understand less every day and I understand that I don't but not why.