Female Logic

tonesp
tonesp Member Posts: 844
edited 9. Nov 2011, 18:01 in Community Chit-chat archive
We live in a fairly isolated area in Spain When we go out we leave a couple of radios on to make it seem that we are at home As we went out yesterday my dear lady wife said "Turn those radios down we don't people outside to hear them" Logic or what?

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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    It makes perfect sense to me. :grin: She wouldn't want any would-be burglars to think you were a rowdy common lot, now would she :?:

    I'm not quite sure about the logic of leaving a couple of radios on though. Wouldn't one be enough :?:
    I expect that was a bit of male logic :roll: :lol:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    For the benefit of Tone, Del, and any other males in need of educating........

    Understanding Female Logic - Chapter 1
    A translation of what women say and what they really mean ........

    "Yes" = No

    "No" = Yes

    "Maybe" = No

    "I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry

    "We need" = I want

    "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now

    "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later

    "We need to talk" = I need to complain

    "Sure go ahead" = I don't want you to

    "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

    "You're so manly" = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

    "Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs

    "This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house

    "I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper

    "I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep

    "Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive

    "How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're going to hate

    "I'll be ready in a minute" = Just going to wash my hair

    "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me

    "Are you listening to me!?" = Too late, you're dead.
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joan as if we sinple ladies could be so complicated :lol::lol::lol:
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Tody wrote:
    I didn't know that

    "We need to talk" = I need to complain

    This explains everything.

    Welcome to the forum, Tody. Pleased to add to your education :lol:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    valval wrote:
    joan as if we sinple ladies could be so complicated :lol::lol::lol:

    It's really very simple, Val. This is the one I like the best;
    "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me


    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    i tend to get what ever off my oh tut tut tut
    val
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh Tones...the mystery of us women...thats why you love us..... :lol: after 42 years my OH stills doesn't understand me....but im working on it... :grin:
    Love
    Barbara
  • tonesp
    tonesp Member Posts: 844
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thanks for the tips Joan but after 44 years of marriage my main tip is this Just say "Yes Love" and it doesn't cure but it helps :evil
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Forty years ago, I understood everything, the meaning of life, women and the way forward. Now? I know I understand nothing, in fact, I understand less every day and I understand that I don't but not why.

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