Cane & Able Xmas hours

prefabkid47

delboy wrote:

The Cane & Able will be open 24/7 over the holiday period for those that wish to escape.

I've employed this young lady to entertain us
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=waIuhfoTMv8

Mulled wine will be available and there will be cooking lager for Rehab a special effort will be made to get the lipstick off the sherry glasses.

Champagne will be a bit more expensive this year due to the rise in duty, 10/6d a flute, assuming the imported labour have stomped the grapes in time.

Pork pies have been recovered from the skip at Asda I mean supplied by a well known supermarket and pork scratchings are not for those with loose teeth or dentures.

The sheets on the landlords bed have been ironed in anticipation and a county's worth of Mistletoe hung over it.

Carols will NOT be sung on pain of permanent banishment rugby songs however will be welcome.

No hoodies or flat hats and ladies will need to wear their best party frock.

No real ale..... x:( Will nip in for a pork pie and drink across the road (might see DD there)!

prefabkid47

delboy wrote:

We only serve real ale with the exception of cooking lager that is reserved for rehab.

PS Drinks are free as I manage to convince a European commissioner that it's a community social club geared toward enabling the disabled to enjoy the festivities so need £1000's to make adaptions.

The wheelchair ramp (Scaffolding planks nicked from the building site) are behind the front door.

PPS There's a pink mac waiting for collection

Real ale and free I must be dreaming,terrified I will wake up.I'll book my bar stool now just in case it's not a dream................ x:-D

valval

oh no got to go shopping again need new frock so can get in micro fleese pjs will not do i can tell it a hard life but some one has to do it

Airwave!

oh dear, more images of that young ladette dancing her way round that pole are going through my mind, she's very......lithe! Must have done her ballet lessons as a young girl?

Shouldn't we support the hospital Staff Bar at this time of the year, we can't have standards falling because of lack of support and we all need support. I vote for a new barrel to be purchased for xmas.

Its a (xmas) grin, honest!

prefabkid47

Airwave! wrote:

oh dear, more images of that young ladette dancing her way round that pole are going through my mind, she's very......lithe! Must have done her ballet lessons as a young girl?

Shouldn't we support the hospital Staff Bar at this time of the year, we can't have standards falling because of lack of support and we all need support. I vote for a new barrel to be purchased for xmas.

Its a (xmas) grin, honest!

24/7 drinking at the Cane & Able and I shall need all the support I can.......... x:roll: x:roll:

valval

rehab44 wrote:

And for your entertainment and enjoyment, Fat Kev, Alan D Lord and Rehab in their trademark mankinis will be running the bar

can i book astool at the bar please

dreamdaisy

And (hopefully) neither do you. :shock: DD

joanlawson

What about the entertainment for the ladies x:?: Fat Kev, Alan D. Lord and Rehab in their mankinis have a certain magnetic attraction, but I think they should be joined by the Chippendales as well x:-D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=PZ00Lf5Mf7o

joanlawson

x x x

We could always get a hot tub installed for you all to practice in. Gas masks for everyone else might be a good idea too x

valval

joanlawson wrote:

x x x

We could always get a hot tub installed for you all to practice in. Gas masks for everyone else might be a good idea too x

now that could be interesting we could throw the men out after a bit and party there what fun and nice and warm

prefabkid47

valval wrote:

joanlawson wrote:

x x x

We could always get a hot tub installed for you all to practice in. Gas masks for everyone else might be a good idea too x

now that could be interesting we could throw the men out after a bit and party there what fun and nice and warm

No problem,more time for us menfolk to prop up the bar and bond with men's talk.. x8-)

valval

love mens talk it the scratching can do with out lol



val

Airwave!

We were given bits so we could scratch whenever we wanted!

prefabkid47

one of our few pleasures in life................ x:-)

valval

right time to get sorted we need to party good job del left spare key in cafe.



now food on the go carpet hoovered
better dust bottles



jean you are welcome to bring your knitting along



now off to get poshed up val

jean123

I have only 1 pink nightie left, so am in the process of knitting another...with matching knickers!!

Jean

valval

jean123 wrote:

I have only 1 pink nightie left, so am in the process of knitting another...with matching knickers!!

Jean

good for you. with out you we would have been blushing many a time ((())) val

valval

right drinks arriving today party will take place on friday eve.


all invited dress to kill party
to welcome back all those who have been on naughty step again.
plenty of food and drink

joanlawson

Thanks for all your cleaning, dusting, Hoovering efforts, Val. It's nice to see the Cane and Able looking so smart.

I will definitely be there on Friday

Will the hot tub be in action? ( indoors! ) Better bring my swimming cossie just in case.

valval

you bet with nice young fire men borrowed for the evening to help us getting in and out.
yes we do have nice young female fire persons to help the males just to keep them happy
drinks on there way

and pints for the gents

valval

the cane and able is moving to the cruise for the duration free drinks all around after dinner

Colin1

Can someone knit me a cossie
Colin

valval

Colin1 wrote:

Can someone knit me a cossie
Colin

jean will but hope pink ok only colour we got on board for her shops are free and open 24/7 on cruise what do you want to drink?????