I've found the difference twixt Men and Wimmin

dreamdaisy

I sent that on a birthday card to a girlfriend. I also remember another card which had a set of instructions, maybe twelve in length, entitled 'How to seduce a woman'. The instructions for 'How to seduce a man' said

1. Arrive naked.
2. Bring beer.

Men are far less complex than women in many respects and that is what makes them such fun! DD

valval

so the question is are we complicated or are they simple??????????????

prefabkid47

valval wrote:

so the question is are we complicated or are they simple??????????????

The former................ x:-? x:-? x:roll:

Airwave!

Hell, I admit to being simple to please, just the beer would have done.

prefabkid47

rehab44 wrote:

valval wrote:

so the question is are we complicated or are they simple??????????????

I am not sure but when I looked at the link which Del provided it would seem that wimmen like lots of knobs and men like the one knob they have? :shock:

Knobs are no problem,it's finding the 'off/on' switch............ x:-?

joanlawson

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothpaste, a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.

Women put things on the bottom stair to take up next time she has to go upstairs.
Men just step over them until told to pick them up.

Women could never invent weapons that kill, only ones that make you feel really bad and guilty until you surrender.

Men have the shed gene, where being locked up in a small wooden structure in quiet contemplation with a collection of garden equipment counts as stimulating entertainment.

Men can write their names clearly in the snow.

Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades. Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking on the floor next to the bed.