Blind folded pocket duties required......

tjt6768

Hi folks..
Hope everyone is ok?
I know I've some catching up to do with the pocket duties that I've missed lately but wondered if you could talky round tomorrow afternoon, get your blindfolds on and ear plugs in just in case..
I'm having a sigmoidoscopy tomorrow... Dr Speilberg and his crew are venturing where they shouldn't, into the abyss, the dark corners of the land of the crack, the valley of doom, the gateway to Hades, the orifice of butt land... You get the gist..
I'm quite sure that my eyes are gonna water tomorrow, be interesting to see if I've got yellow tears from the Sulfa.. Lol
So, please tag along but don't peek. Lol

Thanks in advance. Off to watch the mentalist.

dreamdaisy

Count me in, I will be there, I promise. I have never had anything like this done to me so I shall be there, recording devices all fired up and running so that I can learn. :shock: It gives a whole new meaning to 'Captain's Log', doesn't it?

Let's get one thing straight. YOU have been there so much for us in the past at least we can now return the 'compliment'. Pocket duties have nothing whatsoever to do with post count etc (well, I've never thought so and I feel that their inventor, skezier, would feel the same). You have been/are going through a very horrid mill at the moment, rest assured we'll be there. DD

Wonkylegs

count me in, complete wiht ear plugs and blindfold

tho if you're setting off early I'll have to bring the dentist with me as I'm there at 9am :shock: so I hope you'll forgive me :roll:

hope all goes well, and that whatever they are looking for is there, or not there, depending on what's best

hugs ((())))
WOnky xx

stickywicket

I was there when my old Mum had one in her 90’s. I held her hand and stroked her forehead (Note my choice of ends). I’ll be there. (When’s the premiere?)

barbara12

I will definitely be there...can I bring mi camcorder .....sorry in one of those moods..now Tony I have had one of these years ago and its all down to the breathing.......nice and relaxed..
Will be thinking about you x

hileena111

Hi Tony
Count me in as well.......you are always there for us so of course we'll be thre for you
Love
Hileena

tjt6768

thanks folks..
I know it's not a great appointment for you to come to.. Lol

Well.. The appointment is at three tomorrow afternoon, NO RECORDING DEVICES ALLOWED thank you very much.. I'm not wanting mi hairy backside on rudetube thank you.. Lol
Everyone shall be ushered to the better looking end.. Some may not be able to tell the difference, especially with blindfolds, so I'll put post it notes on either end for clarity.. Although one may end up getting blown away :oops:
There shall be refreshments during the interlude and red carpet shall be placed all the way from the entrance to the ward... You shall all have to sign a secrecy doodah before entering the room, don't want any details being leaked to 'Wimmin's gossip weekly'...

jillyb1

Afraid I'm unable to attend , Tony , as we have a plumber due tomorrow afternoon to sort out blocked pipes from the kitchen sink . Sounds a very similar process of digging out the gunge . Hope all goes well tomorrow . Jillyb

tjt6768

maybe it's the same bloke that's doing mine :shock:
I'm sure they said that they used a plunger!!!
Hope it gets sorted hun...

nanasue

I'll be there and I promise not to look and I'll wear earplugs. Hope it all goes ok.

Sue x

tjt6768

thanks Sue.. I'll do my best not to embarrass the forum.. lol

Colin1

Hey Tony i had that last week, still waiting for the results. I will help you out though with just a little tip watch out for the big tall dark haird Dr looks a bit like he should be a bricky or a dodgy plasterer yea thats the one mate tries to kiss you as he,s doing it.
All the best
Colin

tjt6768

and I bet he doesn't even buy you a drink before hand either eh Colin :eek:
Lol
I will post tomorrow about the erm.... Explorations

CJHunter

Ah Tony does that mean i can leave work early to see the premiere, will have to bring my phone in though as could be needed (wont film honest)

See ya later gator.

julie47

Morning tony

I have been hit and miss on the forum but glad that I am in time to do pocket duty for you.

Blind fold at the ready

Take care
Love Juliepf x

prefabkid47

Will do pocket duty,though will bring a few bottles to take my mind off what's happening outside.... :!:
If someone can film it could make the Oscars..... :!:

tkachev

I'll be there . I still have to clean up my 12 year old and also my daughter has all her blockage problems and all that entails so I'm a dab hand at all this. Won't phase me at all.

Hope it goes well,

Elizabeth

bubbadog

Late arrival squeezed in the pocket, blind fold- check, ear plugs- check got sleeping bag to keep me warm and a big flask of horlicks! Hope everything goes alright sweetie.xx

valval

hi am here with peg as well as blindfold and radio good luck pal

Colin1

The 36 hour fast was bad, thought i would loose at least a couple of pound
Colin

stickywicket

Colin1 wrote:

The 36 hour fast was bad, thought i would loose at least a couple of pound
Colin

36 hours???? I've never had to do 24 let alone 36.

kellerman

I'll be there Tony....blindfold and earplugs at the ready.
These things always sound worse than they really are.
I've got smarties to bring...I love them. May

stickywicket

kellerman wrote:

These things always sound worse than they really are.

You mean we get sound effects too, May :shock: ? I think I'll pass on them.

tjt6768

well, you lovely bunch of loons :shock:
Under no circumstances will filming be allowed.. This is a copyright production, starring Drs.. Bum, Crack, Sweat & Tears..

Hey Colin, was that for the full colonoscopy? That's where they go up to your molars.. This one is slightly, em, better. They only reach the moobs :shock:
Not had to starve at all for it.. Not that it makes much difference as the appetite has buggered off again.

Transport should be here soon so I'll LOG off.. Lol

Thanks folks..
Sorry I haven't answered everyone individually, it's awkward when using the mobile.

tjt6768

no sign of transport yet :???:
Appointment is in half an hour at dewsbury...
Will ring the ward if they're not here soon

barbara12

Tony are they there yet...if not we are all coming in the bus so there is room for a little one....wishing you well with it x