Origins of common phrases

tjt6768

I would like to enlighten you to some of the origins of certain sayings...

Ra & his good friend Leonard Nimoy were once chasing a villian. They had him trapped...

He was.....
Between a Spock & a hard case :shock:


An old flame of Ra's once cheated on him, when he confronted her she began to lactate & sob.
He said, "There's no use crying over guilt milk!" :shock:


Ra's good friend Toady is a tattooist, Ra wanted him to do a nice portrait on his thigh.. Toady just couldn't get the shading right, so Ra picked up the tattoo gun & finished it himself, muttering..
"Why have a frog when you can mark yourself" :shock:


I'm sure there will be more

elishapearcex

thats just really cheered me up, having RA gets you down but things like that cheer you up


elisha xxx

tjt6768

really glad it cheered you up Elisha

elishapearcex wrote:

thats just really cheered me up, having RA gets you down but things like that cheer you up


elisha xxx

elishapearcex

keep up the cheery comments please its always nice to have someone to cheer you up

elisha xxxxxx

tjt6768

Ra was once out walking his friend Beyonce's pet dog frisbee.. A cross between a dalmation and Helen Mirren.. Called a Helen Damnation :shock:
Anyway, Ra's friend Bubba was walking another dog at the same time. That dog did it's business in the hedges while frisbee did one in the grass. Ra scooped it up in a poop bag while Bubba headed into the thistle.. Ra was laughing but Bubba said

"i don't know why you're laughing...,
A turd in the hand is worth a poo in the bush!"

tjt6768

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd427/TJT6768/IMG-20110928-WA0004.jpg
Being Supercat Ra knew all of the Kryptonians, including the evil Zod (aka Terence Stamp). Zod was trying to change his ways though, and in an attempt to do so handed over some Yemense orphans he'd rescued..
Ra was so humbled by the orphans asked their plight that he gathered all his rock star friends together to do a concert to raise money for them...
Hence...

If Zod gives you Yemens, make Yemen-aid :shock:

tjt6768

Ra was once helping the police on a case. A thief had been breaking into houses all over the country stealing nothing but toilets.. They had him in custody but could not find the stolen goods. All they had to go on was cctv footage of a young wummun meeting with the thief. She had on a rather unique t-shirt covered with swear words and other obscenities..
Ra happened to see her in the street, wearing the same offensive top. He followed her to a garage. Upon arresting her and opening the garage he discovered all of the toilets together inside..
Tut tut he said, maybe you should have thought about changing that top, and not keeping all of the bogs in one place..
'what do you mean?' She asked...

That's easy said Ra..........

People in crass blouses shouldn't stow thrones :shock:

elishapearcex

hahahahahahaha you've done it again xxxxx

prefabkid47

Just reading the other day about the ornithologist who was feeding sea birds with pieces of bread soaked in whisky................
BY THE END OF THE DAY HE HAD LEFT NO TERN UNSTONED

Colin1

Thats really good and i love the adventures of RA
He takes a good picture too.
Colin