D.I.Y dont send the wife
Colin1
Member Posts: 1,769
Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing
He asked his wife Mary if she would go to screw fix and pick up a hinge.
Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful set of bathroom mixer taps
When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much are the mixer taps?"
The manager replied, "That's a gold plated set and the price is £500.00.
Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that is a very expensive set of mixer taps. It's certainly out of my price bracket."
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.
The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.
From the storeroom the manager yelled. "hey love, do you wanna screw for the hinge?"
Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the taps."
He asked his wife Mary if she would go to screw fix and pick up a hinge.
Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful set of bathroom mixer taps
When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much are the mixer taps?"
The manager replied, "That's a gold plated set and the price is £500.00.
Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that is a very expensive set of mixer taps. It's certainly out of my price bracket."
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.
The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.
From the storeroom the manager yelled. "hey love, do you wanna screw for the hinge?"
Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the taps."
WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE
0
Comments
-
Haha I like that one Colin0
-
good one made me smileval0
-
love juliepf x0 -
Oooh Colin you are naughty..but we love you..Love
Barbara0 -
liked it good one naughty boy
Joanne0 -
OOH how rude!0
Categories
- All Categories
- 12.6K Our Community
- 10K Living with arthritis
- 810 Chat to our Helpline Team
- 463 Coffee Lounge
- 28 Food and Diet
- 233 Work and financial support
- 6 Want to Get Involved?
- 191 Hints and Tips
- 408 Young people's community
- 13 Parents of Child with Arthritis
- 39 My Triumphs
- 130 Let's Move
- 36 Sports and Hobbies
- 245 Coronavirus (COVID-19)
- 22 How to use your online community
- 40 Community Feedback and ideas