All my spoons have gone

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traluvie
traluvie Member Posts: 2,579
edited 20. Mar 2012, 07:22 in Community Chit-chat archive
Here Del ,

You can have one of my spoons...

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Just make sure you take it easy today as i have no more spare spoons to give lol...
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  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,719
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Del, after that I think you require an entire canteen of cutlery. There's one in the post plus a few extra spoons for your superhero, Mrs Del.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Fecking **** bags want their fingers breaking Del, keep an eye on things if they've done it once they may do it again I'd certainly not keep a full tank that's for sure.
    As for 4x4 batteries been there with the Rav 4 mine junked out one November night and changing it was murder so I know how you must feel today, I guess you reported it to the coppers but I'd imagine all they'll do is give you a "crime stoppers" number to toss you off.
  • georgie66
    georgie66 Member Posts: 403
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    how many spoons would you like dell
    i will post them to you
    hope you are feeling good today
  • julie47
    julie47 Member Posts: 6,041
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Hi Del

    Sending a box of chocs for mrs swmbo for almost saving the day but sorry del I am running low on spoons mi self today :( need the last couple so I can go out for meal tonight. :) (selfish aren't i :oops: )

    sorry that your fuel was pinched......scum bags i hope they get a flat.

    juliepf x
  • emsjane
    emsjane Member Posts: 351
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Delboy, that sounded like a complete nightmare!! Have one of my spoons, i hope it helps :D

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    LOVE EMMA X
  • roses1
    roses1 Member Posts: 1,850
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    AWww pooor you and your OH! what a nightmare!!!! :o
    thats the kind of luck i get!!!! no spoons spare sorry :oops:


    Stick your feet up, av a beer, relax, its all over !


    Rose x
  • bubbles
    bubbles Member Posts: 6,508
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Del, what a maddening turn of events, all brought on by thieving little sXds

    k030.gif you can borrow this and we will go seek em out.

    Overlooking the famous Pendle Hill, I will have a word with the local p040.gif and they can cast a spell that turns stolen diesel into syrup of figs. 8)
    XX Aidan (still known as Bubbles).
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    bloody Hell mate.. Not surprised you're out of spoons.. I would happily hand some of mine over but I'm afraid that I've used every single one of mine, in fact they all went monday, I've since been on spoonwonga.com and have put in for a spoonloan, interest rate is a gazzilian percent per minute :shock:
    I've been so doped up since monday I'm dreading the end result.

    Anyway, hope that you are alright and resting well.. Best wishes to the missus
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • bubbadog
    bubbadog Member Posts: 5,544
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Hey there Dell, That sounds like a you would rather forget!! I have several draws of spoons so you may take one of mine! Bloody people who steal fuel! I don't think it's kids I'm afraid! On that motorway cops it's usually fully grown men who get nicked for doing that!! :shock:
  • Colin1
    Colin1 Member Posts: 1,769
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    O Dell i thought only i had days like that. Good job they dont come round to offten. It really takes out of you when you have a day like that. Dont know how you lifted that battery.
    Colin
    WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Just put a load of spoons in the new drawer,help yourself matey.Mig
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Hey you don't think it was some one with a bad derv habbit Del?, I know the Daily Mail is not to be trusted but I did see a copy in the GP's srgery the other day and there was a girl who they said drank petrol and is hooked on the stuff, what a mad thing to do, I'd imagine it's doing terible damage to her insides and then there's a fire hazard issue, if she's high on the stuff I'd imagine she could easily blow herself up simply by making a cup or T or having a ****!.
  • Puschinka
    Puschinka Member Posts: 176
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Hope you had a better day today Delboy and that your spoon-stock is replenished.
    Some days you just wish you'd never set a foot out the door, that's a fact.
    Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans.
  • Colin1
    Colin1 Member Posts: 1,769
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Had a bugger of a few days but coming back a bit this morning
    Colin
    WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,719
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Hope it helps, del.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    del you are among friends here so post what and where you wish it does sound like life kicking back a bit pal hope it settles soon val
    val
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Why the reluctance to take the Nap, Del? If it is going to help you then surely that is what matters. You sound as though you need the relief of something and I hope, if you take it, it does just that. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Ah, je comprends. :( There is, apparently, more to life than alcohol (which I find hard to believe) but I think this might be one of those occasions, yes? The nap is there to help and I hope that it does, but it can't if you don't partake. It's a tough choice mate, I appreciate that. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,719
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    delboy wrote:
    Swallowed one this morning, just hope it doesn't kick off the gut.

    Stomach protector? Food? Hopefully they'll do the trick and I hope it's working for you by now.

    You live & learn. I did Nap, Diclo & every other NSAID on the market for years. No-one mentioned alcohol. My liver survived intact but I did always find the meds didn't work as well combined with alcohol. Still do but, I think it was more obvious with NSAIDS.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
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    i try not to drink while on meds as body has so much to cope with. but soon can drop nap yay will keep suply in for when needed but not there yet sulf still kicking in lol. have good day del val
    val
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Any idea when all the work will be completed rkid?
    Painful fingers crossed that it's not too long for ya...
    Best of luck with it all matey
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Ooooh Del - that's a little ray of light in the arthritic murk, yes? DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
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