Arthritis Olympics

dreamdaisy
dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
edited 18. Mar 2012, 09:42 in Community Chit-chat archive
Discus - any dropped dinner plate.
Hammer - the weight of a dropped toothbrush hitting an arthritic toe.
Back Stroke - a good massage
Freestyle - your way to get from A to B with a walking aid of choice.
Hurdles - doing everyday activities.
Javelin - yer wha'? You're 'aving a bubble.
Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben

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  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    OK I'll have a crack at gymnastics:

    The asymmetric joints
    The lack-of-balance beam
    The floored exercise
    The vaultarol
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright

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