A doggy story

Colin1

I was driving around the back streets of Liverpool.
and noticed a sign in front of an unkempt terraced house: 'Talking Dog For Sale', so I rang the bell and the owner appears and tells me the dog is in the garden. I go into the back garden and sees this really nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there in a deck chair reading the gaurdian. 'You talk i ask. Yep,' the Lab replies I can read as werll.
After i recovered from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he I asked him 'So, what's your story dog tell me all about it.
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so joined the SAS.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog
would be eavesdropping. ''I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...I have so many medals and met our Queen many times we are on first name terms. Spent some time working with customs I hold the record for most drug busts in the world.
How come you ended up here I asked the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded another batch of medals. From the government
'I got married, had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
I was amazed. I went in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten quid,' the guy says.
'Ten quid? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he can’t read he just sits there holding the paper and he's a compulsive liar. He's never been out of the back garden'

Colin

joanlawson

It could only happen in Liverpool, Colin

mp1952

I like this! Thanks Colin

Marion

Colin1

Thanks Guys I had to kit out the spare bedroom for him. one thing they did not tell me that dam rover talks in his sleep i'm going barking mad
Colin