price of gas...joke :)
julie47
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Mum sent me this morning
The Price Of Gas In France
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and
made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of
gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime yet make such an
obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the
paintings."
I had no Monet
to buy Degas
Hope it made you smile
The Price Of Gas In France
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and
made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of
gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime yet make such an
obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the
paintings."
I had no Monet
to buy Degas
Hope it made you smile
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You make me smile Julie, xxClare xx0
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Oh! Excruciating but very good! Thanks for the giggle, Juliepf. DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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Julie I love it I have just tried to remember it to tell my OH...but I give up..I have let him read itLove
Barbara0 -
Nice one Julie!
Luv,Love, Legs x
'Make a life out of what you have, not what you're missing'0 -
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I like it.If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright0 -
I was going to agree with your title- the price of gas IS a joke :roll: Then I read further and realised that it wasn't about that kind of gas.
Good joke, Julie0 -
That is very funny!!0
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Thats the first time iv laughed today0
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