price of gas...joke :)

julie47
julie47 Member Posts: 6,041
edited 5. Apr 2012, 12:43 in Community Chit-chat archive
Mum sent me this morning



The Price Of Gas In France

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.




After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and
made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of
gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime yet make such an
obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the
paintings."

I had no Monet

to buy Degas

Hope it made you smile :D

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  • CJHunter
    CJHunter Member Posts: 1,038
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    You make me smile Julie, xx
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh! Excruciating but very good! :lol: Thanks for the giggle, Juliepf. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Julie I love it :lol: I have just tried to remember it to tell my OH...but I give up..I have let him read it :lol:
    Love
    Barbara
  • lindalegs
    lindalegs Member Posts: 5,398
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol::lol: Nice one Julie!

    Luv,
    Love, Legs x
    'Make a life out of what you have, not what you're missing'
  • daylily
    daylily Member Posts: 619
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol::lol::lol:
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I like it. :lol:
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I was going to agree with your title- the price of gas IS a joke :roll: Then I read further and realised that it wasn't about that kind of gas.

    Good joke, Julie :lol::lol:
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  • bubbadog
    bubbadog Member Posts: 5,544
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol::lol: That is very funny!!
  • barking1
    barking1 Member Posts: 185
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thats the first time iv laughed today :lol::lol::lol:

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