WARNING

Rover
Rover Member Posts: 8
edited 19. Apr 2012, 07:01 in Community Chit-chat archive
BREAKING NEWS!!

To save the economy, on June 01, 2012, David Cameron will announce that he is ordering the immigration department to start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get back home!

So you lot better stay alert.

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  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,267
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol::lol: I love it...I will let them deport me.... think I would be better off.. :roll:
  • thewifie
    thewifie Member Posts: 79
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Can we choose somewhere warm and sunny ? It's freezing just now !
  • barking1
    barking1 Member Posts: 185
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thats the first time i have laughed today xx Jane
  • jilly
    jilly Member Posts: 503
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    That is so funny , i was feeling fedup this morning , this made me laugh which is not easy this time of the day ...thanks for cheering me up ..............jillyx
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Am I classed as old? I'm a mere 43 but feel 83 today and most days lol
    :D
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Black Sabbath - N.I.B:


    Seen em three times :D
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Floyd and Bowie - Comfortably Numb:


    :D LUV IT :D
  • katknapp
    katknapp Member Posts: 709
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    can i be deported somewhere warm and sunny,im only 44 but i could pass for 60 ...on a good day!
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    So that's where mi music posts went :shock: :lol:
    Should have been on mi music thread, my bad peeps :? :D
  • skezier
    skezier Member Posts: 11,333
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh Rover thats funny and I am not sure if I am old or not... but I ain't young so will build a fort :lol::lol::lol: Cris x

    Hey Tony comfortably numb is one of my Favourets.... seen Floyd 3x and they played it each time so guess they like it too :D xx
  • Turbogran
    Turbogran Member Posts: 2,013
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Rover
    that made me laugh too. if they deport me hope its somewhere nice and warm :lol::lol::lol:
  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    tjt6768 wrote:
    Black Sabbath - N.I.B:


    Seen em three times :D


    Jack Osbourne was in my daughters class at school. Ozzie was really nice.

    E :D
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    tkachev wrote:
    tjt6768 wrote:
    Black Sabbath - N.I.B:


    Seen em three times :D


    Jack Osbourne was in my daughters class at school. Ozzie was really nice.

    E :D
    I am eternally jealous... I love Ozzy.. The rest I can live without lol :D
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 27,642
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    tkachev wrote:
    tjt6768 wrote:
    Black Sabbath - N.I.B:


    Seen em three times :D


    Jack Osbourne was in my daughters class at school. Ozzie was really nice.

    E :D

    I looked after his 'original' kids at a boarding school in Bham when l was much younger Eilzabeth!!! his first wife was PRETTY, very pretty.

    Small worls eh?

    Love

    Toni xx

    PS Rover l am not old :shock: so am l safe??
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Very pretty, unlike the mongrel he's wed to now? :o:o:lol:
  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    frogmorton wrote:
    tkachev wrote:
    tjt6768 wrote:
    Black Sabbath - N.I.B:


    Seen em three times :D


    Jack Osbourne was in my daughters class at school. Ozzie was really nice.

    E :D

    I looked after his 'original' kids at a boarding school in Bham when l was much younger Eilzabeth!!! his first wife was PRETTY, very pretty.

    Small worls eh?

    Love

    Toni xx

    PS Rover l am not old :shock: so am l safe??

    Thelma I think she was called.It is a small world Toni!
    I liked Sharon too. She was always very kind.

    E x
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,267
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    tjt6768 wrote:
    So that's where mi music posts went :shock: :lol:
    Should have been on mi music thread, my bad peeps :? :D
    Tonys its good to have you back wherever you post...but it did make me laugh....glad theres not just me with brain mash... :lol:
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    That's really kind of you Barbara, thanks hun..
    Xx

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