Uncontrollable urges!

mellman01
mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
edited 3. May 2012, 05:56 in Community Chit-chat archive
Why is it whever I see that Sanctimonious unfunny spawn from Swindon ricky chevais I want to punch him in the face!?, he's on ther one show now the smug git, and oddly I get the same reaction when that talantless uniteligent twerp Jeremy Vine come on my TV, what is it with him he's like a fecking infestation these days!, he just looks strange to me and I should know I'm odd as hell!, mind you that's better than Jack Straw, when I see him I just keep thinking perv everytime I see him!

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  • sugarbuttie
    sugarbuttie Member Posts: 225
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Have you seen how much weight Ricky Gervais has lost?? He looks gaunt. He is possibly the smuggest man ever apart from.....the one and only....JAMES CORDEN.....now he brings out the angry side of me!! Can't physically stand him. He has lost a lot of weight too......
  • sugarbuttie
    sugarbuttie Member Posts: 225
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I also can't stand that Adrian 'miserable git' Chiles or that Alex (Welsh woman) off the One Show! You've got me started now.......

    Plus all the Loose Women....arrrggghh!
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    i just do not find ricky funny not sure why but that just my sence of humor or not .
    who would i add well a bitch, mel knows who but not putting name could up set them if they ever came on here. i am not that nasty at all val
    val
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I also can't stand that Adrian 'miserable git' Chiles or that Alex (Welsh woman) off the One Show! You've got me started now.......

    Plus all the Loose Women....arrrggghh!


    I'm with you on this, her voice is made up it's got to be, I call her the Welsh pixy, but I don't like that ginger git either, in fact i hate the show it's to twee, and Len I agree with you on Camerons side kick or beatch Nick sell out Clegg, mind you the worst one is the chancellor he's to much like flashman, oddly everytime I see him I get this quick flash of an image in my mind of him tied up in in a frame arms a kimbo and wearing a gimp mask!, how odd is that??. :shock:
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I liked Ricky Gervais in ''The Office'' which was original and funny, but since then I haven't liked anything much that he's done. I thought his latest thing on TV, ''Derek'', was abysmal and in bad taste. I hate the way that he seeks publicity by saying something offensive in order to shock eg. his use of the word ''mong'' on Twitter. He's never apologised for that, and he must have known that it was calculated to offend.

    There's so much insincerity and plain dishonesty evident in the media and in public life these days that my list of people I dislike would be too long to write here.
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  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Anne Robinson's voice does my head in!

    James May's voice also irritates me. Did anyone hear his lack-lustre commentery on the Grand national?

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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh Mell, what have you done :shock:
    You've only gone n set me off :shock: :shock:

    For the grave.......

    Ferguson (spit)
    Aemonn holmes (spit)
    That lispy chef... Grrrrr pucka?! Arrrgghh
    Anne diamond
    Lloyd grossgitman
    chris rock
    Adam sandler
    Hugh floppyhead washingmachine and his cottage
    Delia non tax payer
    Cantona aaaaarrggggghhhhhhh grrrrrrr blood boil
    Tommy walsh
    All news readers apart from trevor mcdoughnut
    Claire sweeny
    Students
    That silly cow that defends all the terrorists chackrabati
    Noel gallager
    Will.i.am idiot..
    Colin farrel
    Hugh floppy haired git, him from four weddings
    Dickie bird

    Oh and there are sooooooo many more :D
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  • julie47
    julie47 Member Posts: 6,041
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    blimey tony thats a long list :o

    and there's more :shock: :lol:
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    plenty more hun lol...
    :wink:
    julie47 wrote:
    blimey tony thats a long list :o

    and there's more :shock: :lol:
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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    takes a deep breath........
    This is for you Len...

    Dr Hillary
    Him from the bog off adverts, you know the one. You buy one, ya kill the beardy git.
    Sian Lloyd
    Otis from the gadget show
    Tevez
    George please drown in your own smugness Galloway
    Steps (the whole band)
    Peter die a painful death please andre
    That talentless booby monster he was married to katie-cheap at half the-price
    Fergal Sharkey
    Peter string-vest-fellow
    Smugness extraordinaire alan sugar
    Alan davies (apart from on Q.I, he's bearable on that
    Whoever Kylie dates
    Rio ferdinand
    Gordon broken brown
    Tony tit blair
    Harry so not funny hill

    More later, I'm tired lol

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  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    delboy wrote:
    Top of my list is Jonathan Davies _ Spoils every rugger match he 'comments' on. I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life and can only repeat what someone else has said or state the bleeding obvious.
    Why does he whine through his nose?

    Couldn't agree more. JD with rugby union and Bob Willis with cricket - they always manage to make me feel the situation's hopeless and we can't possibly win. Then Ian Botham and David Lloyd arrive in the box and start saying positive and sensible things - well, Both does; DL is at least positive.

    As for 'unoriginal thoughts' and 'stating etc etc', I give you two words - Nasser Hussain.

    Tony, beneath that heart of gold there lurks quite a violent spleen, doesn't there :shock:
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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    my spleen is made of devil's anger and victor meldrew shouts..
    Lol
    :D
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