Who would you have..........................................

tjt6768

Who would you have narrate your life story??

I have often thought that I would have one of the greats, Laury 'livier, John Hurt, Jean Luc Picard
I came to realise something though, as I am a bit of a wild animal it would have to be Attenborough

"And here, in a motor vehicle outside a supermarket sits the beast... With it's colourful markings on it's skin and removable limb extensions for stabilty, this is the rare Tony, like no other beast on Earth, with a call unlike any other.. (coughs and clears throat...) Ahem...

EY UP RKID, HOW YA DOIN? THAT MELLMAN'S A REET SOFT SOUTHERNER YA KNOW :shock: :shock:
We know very little of what the call means, some think it's a sexual thing :? Others like myself think it's a terratorial thing as it's usually followed by the beast urinating up against a lamp-post :roll:

We know even less about the strange ritual it seems to have, for almost every day it returns to this very spot whilst the female enters the cavernous inner circle of the structure.. When she emerges she has a bounty of food for them both..
From what we can gather the female enjoys strange foods such as lasagne and pizza.. The male, as would be expected has a much simpler taste... Meat, chocolate and more meat....

valval

good question will have to give it some thought to come up with some one ???
pam eyers as i a southern softy at heart

tjt6768

valval wrote:

good question will have to give it some thought to come up with some one ???
pam eyers as i a southern softy at heart

I can hear her now..
Val's life in poetry

tjt6768

Back to Attenborough mode......

And here, we spot the beast in his natural habitat.. A bed made from the hide of the very rare cousin of the wooly mammoth, the memory foam mammoth.. On a night like this however, it brings little comfort, for the beast is suffering... He had chewed on herbs from the fentanyl tree and the diclofenac bush but to no avail.. He is exhausted. However, sleep eludes this colourful animal yet again.
The female sleeps well...
An unusual partnership has been struck with the two, for there, at the head of the bed lays a four legged fur ball of gargantuan proportions.. They have accepted him as one of their own.. He too slumbers..
His snores heard for miles around... Another reason the male can't sleep.. Frustration is setting in.. A dangerous time to share a bed with a suffering apeth.

tjt6768

attenborough voice again...

It's now four fifteen and our gentle beast still hasn't slept.. The white fur monster has now risen from his deep slumber and is craving the beasts attention.. The beast is not pleased..
The female will awaken shortly so the beast tries to appease the noisy fat white lump in an attempt to let the female have as much sleep as possible..
She too has a long day ahead....

tjt6768

cont......

At five am he gives up all hope of dreaming of bring pain free..
Currently he feels as though he's been battered by a giant holding a large sack of boulders..

He's craving very hot water in some kind of vessel, with leaf herbs and sugar, and a splash of milk freshly squeezed from the teets of a passing yak..

If he had been born in the south he would be crying right now :shock:

frogmorton

Where's the 'other' David DD??

Let me know what time Tony and l'll be round with me mallet

Being a Midlander l suppose it would have to be Jasper Carrot or Lenny Henry for me

Love

Toni xx

barbara12

EY UP RKID, HOW YA DOIN? THAT MELLMAN'S A REET SOFT SOUTHERNER YA KNOW :shock: :shock:
We know very little of what the call means, some think it's a sexual thing :?
Ooer watch your back mell.... :shock: :?
it would have to be Richard Burton for me....I know hes dead...but Im sure we could piece something together...

georgie66

have to be dawn french for me being a southerner. me lover
and i have had a funny old life could tell a few tails
and dawn could tell it perfect.
georgie

tjt6768

not perfik? Lol

georgie66

yip perfik as well tony lol

bubbadog

It would have to be Morgan Freeman, I love that deep soft voice!!

getcarter

I'd like Anthony Hopkins to narrate mine please

Colin1

It would have to be a comedian because these last 6 years have just been a joke
Colin

joanlawson

I would choose someone with a very good sense of humour because I always try to see the funny side of life.

Thinking about it, there's a few people on here who always make me smile, but I would choose Tony because he would narrate my life in his lovely Yorkshire accent. As a Yorkshire lass, it's music to my ears.

dreamdaisy

For the same reason I would choose Julie47pf. Her intonation has me in fits on a regular basis, it's a wonderful mixture of cheeky, disbelieving, astonished and laconic. Utterly gorgeous. For the bio-pic, well, there would be a slap-fest between Krsitin Scott-Thomas versus Catherine Deneuve for the starring role. DD

tjt6768

Ta luv

joanlawson wrote:

I would choose someone with a very good sense of humour because I always try to see the funny side of life.

Thinking about it, there's a few people on here who always make me smile, but I would choose Tony because he would narrate my life in his lovely Yorkshire accent. As a Yorkshire lass, it's music to my ears.