TANJOOBERRYMUTTS

Colin1

TANJOOBERRYMUTTS

You need to read this through to understand the end but its worth it
Colin



By the time you read through this you will understand "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS". And only then will you be ready to take on China !

Believe me... you WILL understand!!!

Here goes...

The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a Hotel guest & room-service in China ...

Room Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service."

Room Service: " Rye , Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to
oddor sunteen?"

Guest: "Uh... Yes, I'd like to order bacon & eggs."

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

Guest: " .......What??"

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry..
Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"

Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
'udo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!... Why Uoo don wan toes?...
Ow bow anglish moppin we botter?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying
'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We botter?"

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy.. tea... meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken,
Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh & copy... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."

Guest: "You're welcome"


Remember I did say "By the time you read through this...
.. YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'

And you do, don't you!

resusjan

Sounds just like my conversations with the local takeaway.

Sorefinger???? ehhhhhh???? ahhhh, salt and vinegar

lindalegs

I get it Colin! .................................had to repeat 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' a few times though before the penny dropped

Luv,

joanlawson

Tanjooberymutts for making me smile Colin

elnafinn

8)
Elna x

JuliaHod12

................and in the midst of the chaos of the forum, here is Colin..........making us chuckle from his sick bed..........

TANJOOBERRYMUTTS :-) xx

Colin1

I just love it glad it made you guys smile
At times its hard to smile but laughter sure is good medison
Colin

barbara12

Thanks Colin.... its does help to be a little mad has well... hope you are on the road to recovery...

dachshund

Thank you Colin.
you are doing well take care.
joan xx
tanjooberrymutts

julie47

I tried reading the title several times without a hope

then I read the whole story and yes I got it in the end

thank you colin it made me laugh too

georgie66

thanks colin for the smile.
hope you are on the road to recovery
Tanjooberrymutts
georgie

Turbogran

so funny Colin